His poor kicking is catching? Soon every 'keeper in the PL will have it.
This is [the] type of post that makes me wish the Internet was never invented. Just monstrous levels of vocabulary abuse.
Nice edit. You're wrong, of course.
An edit to your grammar that I initially missed, in addition to the mangled vocab error, which I did not.
If the name of the game is to insert nonsensical adjectives into posts, as you did with 'epidemically' (!), then I am happy to be wrong. At least I don't look like a prat, though.