Holloway

Happy for Moysey there like

Some young lads more concerned with capturing that on their phones instead of celebrating. Urrggghh

Ballbag wants to keep McTom and mug us off with van de Meek ffs

you're certainly movin on up if you can afford that fucking gig

live dj post match, wonder if it's Enjoy the Game

it's fascinating reading all the different interpretations of that message, mind

I'd love to see how he gets on next season, the sentimental old fool

Boxing day one of the highlights of the calendar, always want a home biggie

just the 10 weeks till ko ,then

Magic Messi

Deluded bald ballbag

that's that swiftly turned off

Rodri blowing out his hoop after thinking he's Schar for 10 seconds

Is De Gea riddled with arthritis ?

what a terrible signing Sancho has been

I'm still trying to get me head round the Casemiro one

the polite applause,though

What are his strengths, I've hardly seen him play

I don't think that bloke understands our present wage structure limitations

Old school

Difficult to know his current capabilities given the time he's been away from meaningful action, so I'll go with the coaching team

God I'm so happy

He ain't going nowhere man, him and big Jur will be selling the Toon at the call up

It's Russell Crowe

I see We hate Nottingham Forest got an airing at Chelsea, one of me favourites. Altogether now.....