Holloway

Gives me such a thrill to read how we are being run behind the scenes. The point about being patient is a pertinent one, because we are on the start of a fookin roll here, and we mustn' t get carried away

Ah, pork pie and a nice Malbec

I' ve never seen Grolsch and Coors at the match, it' s been Carling and fucking Cafferys

Jake Burns,front man of SLF, big Toon fan

In the middle of a field off the motorway, about 20 mins drive to the city centre. Horrendous

Eventually came up and cashed out at evens

Anyone find the 365 cash out unpredictable? Have got Coutinho ats, man Yoo + over 2.5 and Leicester HT and ft. No cash out available? Fuck em, howay Leicester

Yeah, have met some outside of football, on holiday etc and they have been a bit spikey and pumped up

I wouldn't fancy sitting in the home end for this one, they truly fucking hate us Big, edgy fixture this one, historically, we used to take over 10 000 down there years back. They have momentum but we can handle them, 1-2

Well we are just cruising really, winning games without playing that we'll is a great sign. But we have to worry about Leeds I am getting more twitchy about that League cup, having a little sniff of that ribbon

There' s a good chance he just wanted to get back to Laandahn if a prem club came in for him. He might also be a bit thick, so Pardew mincing on about fret and 3 left backs might resonate wiv im

Being distracted by fanny at the match. You' re supposed to be engrossed by the shite 0-0 but are getting a bit too interested in the Toon totty 2 rows below you

A nice Christmas present for young uns, goals and wins and no pricks in the team, how wonderful.

Powerful athlete, though

Oh fuck off Arsenal!

On this particular journey we are going to move on some, but not many is my guess. Really hope we hang onto Lascelles, captain material is hard to come by

More Ukulele player than bricklayer tbh

You' ve got to be a bit of a stuffy fucker not to like this kid, however you rate his ability he is basically a Geordie and a breath of fresh air compared to some of the fair weather wankers that have been stinking out the club in recent years

Not worried by that tie

Dirty Leeds at home please

Massive gash to the forehead, lost 3 drops of blood

Remember an away game in the 80's when somebody got thrown in the Trent.it was handily placed next to Notts county's ground. The day was filled with comic book violence,unbelievably some grounds back then had freedom of movement for fans inside and this was one of them. There was this big ginger lump in a sheepskin and he was lamping Toon fans left, right and centre.One of the lads in our crowd got his head dunked in the hamburger vans containers, with brine and onions. He was fucking reeking on the bus back.....and we got beat as usual,great times

It's obvious Rafa has sorted his swede out. With his talent and the right application , he already had the best tutor, he can become a great if he puts the work in. I truly hope it is with us.