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This.

Cheers Dave

Villa lost last year's final, they aren't in Europe. Palace have to win it to get in. If Man Utd win it opens up Europa to 7th. That makes much more sense, ta.

I thought this year was the first year that you didn't get Europa if you lose the Fa Cup Final to a team who has already qualified? So Palace cant get Europe, which is why West Ham have qualified in 6th. Edit - or did I make this up? As nobody seems to think West Ham have qualified

How on Earth did this training company not realise when it first happened and notified the police? Could have saved thousands of pounds. Although I'm sure the emergency services will reflect on this as a fantastic training exercise for themselves.

I sometimes wonder when I get to work if I have locked my front door or not, how can someone forget to pack away the fake bombs?

That is ridiculously poor practice that like

At one point I thought the groundsman and tealady were going to get a standing ovation.

Not really, because they needed a win before kick off. Only a win was good enough regardless of Man City's result.

Disgraceful that they give fans 2 days notice to re-arrange travel plans. Can imagine walking in work tomorrow asking for Tuesday off

Fwiw, he'll have no issues himself playing in the 2nd tier as we signed him from Spain's 2nd tier. He'll only move if the club want him to.

He'll not get any game time at any big club as he is nowhere near the finished product yet. A move now and will ruin his career and rot on the bench. May as well stay with us and potentially play a big part in our season. However, he seems to be made out of play-doh so he'll probably be injured all season.

Used to think of him as a nothing player, but I'd quite like to keep him now. A valuable player who can put a shift in and play different positions.

No chance of them lifting it, they make too much money on the membership sales.

To be fair, that is exactly what Carr does now. Apart from he goes direct to Charnley who disects his list and chooses the least appropriate signing for the cheapest price.

Glad for Plymouth, they were great that day we won the league at their place. A genuinely nice club, happy to see them on the up again.

30,000 flappy crappy clappers every week is enough to put anyone off.

Can imagine Ashley to be the sort of businessman from movies where he always has two strippers in his office on his lap like. Slimey cunt.

The Invisible Gini on Twitter: "Good way to end the season with a win! Thanks fans for the support this season #NUFC" I'm confused, did we not get relegated? Why does his post make it sound like we had a glorious season topped off with a great win?

Oh fucking hell.

Only the mackems could see Allardyce as something good He'll get binned in Oct/Nov when they're in the bottom 3 again and they'll continue their rotation of crap managers.

The lad behind the stewart isn't too happy. How do you know that steward is called Stewart?

Is anyone else actually quite excited for next season now? The thought of us, with Rafa at the healm, winning matches regularly with some great away days along the way.

Has not turned up to 90% of our games this season and partial blame lies with him as to why we are down. Should have and could have done more. Bye. Enjoy Italy Moussa.