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In any normal sense, this would be an away win. On the last day of the season, with everything to play for - it could go either way.

If us and Hull lose next weekend and QPR/Burnley win, we will survive despite taking 1 point out of 33 and finishing 3 points from the bottom of the league.

Ewwww no thanks. Imagine those grizzly low hangers. Probably less wrinkles in his knackers then there are in his face.

Should be bought on at full time next week hanging from his testicles at the Gallowgate end goal with fans given the opportunity to throw seats at him.

Guaranteed Hull win next week man united won't have anything to play for and hull will go hell for leather We are f***ed prepare for our trip to mk Dons next season Man Utd will not want to go through CL qualifying, they'll be going there to win. This is the most unpredictable Man Utd team I have ever seen. They could go to Hull and win 6-0, or go to Hull and lose 6-0. I knew at the time it was important, but how bloody important was Burnley's win at Hull last week.

I can just see both our game and Hull games being 0-0 going into the last five minutes. Absolutely astonishing that we find ourselves in this situation, 1 point out of 30 - incredible. The players are taking a lot of stick and quite rightly so but when you have a bloke in charge who is playing Raylor at CM and leaving Anita and Abeid (two comfortably better players) sitting on the bench is just incredible. His tactics are anybody's guess, we just seem to kick the ball around and hope for the best. Taking Riviere off for Cisse when needing to score, take a risk man. Our goal difference is shit anyway. Go two up top! It's almost like Carver is scared to try anything new and will only play the same players, tactics and formations each week. The only hope we have is if Hull don't win, I can see us drawing against West Ham. Praying Man Utd beat Arsenal tomorrow and still have 3rd place to play for.

One of our better players Anita last week, dropped to the bench. And we have Ryan Taylor, playing in his position. Unreal.

Because we think we're gonna win the league every year, will get Klopp as manager and sign Messi next season Are you trying to tell me that we are not appointing Klopp, signing Messi and winning the league next year http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/31/2451A14900000578-2892368-John_Carver_could_take_over_at_Newcastle_job_until_at_least_the_-a-32_1420026222910.jpg

It's so true. Imagine waking up every day knowing you're fucking Shearer's daughter

Because we think we're gonna win the league every year, will get Klopp as manager and sign Messi next season

Just seen the highlights again from the WBA game, we had Raylor marking Anichebe at set pieces? That Raylor who is well known for his physical and aerial dominance?

The fact that Shakhtar have managed to play 23 games this season tells me the whole story was just an excuse to leave. I'm guessing the 20+ players who have contributed in those 23 games didn't fear for their lives all season. I can imagine there is a play x amount of games and you have to sign him in the loan agreement, Pardew/Carver look at him in training and think he's dogshit so too scared to play him or we'll have him permanently. When Cisse is banned for 7 games, we're on a huge losing run and this guy cant even make the bench there is definitely something wrong. As for the whole "injuries" he's had... Santon was "injured" but went straight into the Inter team and has played nearly 90 minutes in every game since. Knowing Ashley though, he wouldn't be paying this guys wages to do nothing in return - I can imagine Shakhtar are paying his wages. Like I've said, if the Fans Forum have any sense about them they should be asking the following:- 1. Why has he never played for the club despite being fit enough to do so and muddy his boots in the youth games? 2. Who is paying his wages? What loan fee did we pay to acquire him?

Always thought he had something about him, but like many others was never given the opportunity to show it.

No way was the only reason this guy hasn't played because Pardew/Carver don't rate him. This is clearly a dodgy transfer which benefits someone in some way. Incredible that the press have allowed it to go on all season without grilling Pardew/Carver about him. Fans forum should definitely bring this up. How on Earth we can send on Adam Armstrong and lump long balls up to him, with this bloke on the books not even getting on the bench is unreal.

Beaten to it

Especially when they follow NUFC

Like: Ayoze, Abeid, Anita, Cisse, De Jong, Jonas, Janmaat, Haidara Meh: The rest I don't really think I should hate someone because they're shit at football but our club continues to keep and play them. I mean I am awful at football, but if NUFC offered me £40k a week to try I wouldn't say no! I'm sure the ones we all like might be real cunts behind closed doors, guess we'll never know.

Cannot believe not a single bad word has been said in the press about this. Yet, Ched Evans has sex with a drunk lass who wakes up in the morning and regrets it and he is ran out of town with pitchforks.

Have a terrible, terrible feeling come August we'll have Carver in charge. If they appoint him at the end of the season, they'll see the summer as a period of time for us all to calm down. Interesting that you can get 20/1 on Carver being in charge next season, I've just pumped some on it. I just cannot see anybody wanting to work under Ashley/Charnley for a small wage, so many constraints and a lack of passion.

Completely agree. Ashley wants x amount for NUFC, nobody will offer close to that for a Championship team. Ashley would never sell at a loss to himself and he would make a loss on us in the Championship as nobody would offer him near enough.

He's quite right, though. The Chelsea fans have had a wealth of great players, great personalities and great managers to support over the last 12 years. And they're still the shittest fans around. Oh aye, the Chelsea fans are awful but his comments were like a school child talking to the school bully. Pathetic. He's a typical Liverpool player/supporter, everyone is always against them and any nice comments/touches from other clubs/fans is seen as bad. On a side note I think all London clubs have horrific support, mainly due to 65% of the stadium being filled by sponsors and tourists. Which is why the small clubs from the arse-end of nowhere make a decent noise in their stadium, as nobody would ever go there for a holiday/one-off trip.

Gerrard is the worlds most overrated footballer, simply because he is English. Proven today what an odious little tosser he is after making those comments.

Sadly I agree. I'd keep him on as a player tbh, more than capable of being backup - would you rather have Jonas on the bench or Obertan/Gouf/Sammy?

If we beat QPR (big IF), Sunderland v Leicester guarantees us moving at least one position up the table (maybe two if its a draw). Therefore, no matter what Hull do on Saturday, it will mean we would need Sunderland, Hull and Leicester all to survive defeats on the final day.

Needs to be offered a contract as a coach. If he shows as much passion for this football club off this pitch as he does on, I'd like him to stay as long as possible.