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The chance of getting his own gig in Dundee United is probably very tempting. If Benitez is still here next season and he wants to keep Cathro in the staff, I think he should stick around. He's still only 29 and learning under one of the high profiles in football would only do him good in the long run.

I got terrified by that.

He's obsessed with them dirty forrins, isn't he? Calling foreign players (including his own) mercenaries and now players get injured because because of foreign training methods. His mantra during his time here was blaming everything on injuries... is he trying to reach John Carver level on trying to utter as much stupidity as possible? It's a bit funny with the 'victims' they bring up to Rafa's training regime too. Taylor who breaks if it is windy outside, Janmaat who has been trained to punch walls at any given moment and Coloccini who was already injured by the time Benitez was hired I think. Sent from Ankh-Morpork using a clacks tower

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Then the ball bounces upwards and smacks Pardew in the face, breaking his nose.

Dack? What kind of a surname is Dack? Is that how English hillbillies say duck?

He could do with a broader dribble register really. Right now he only does that one stepover and goes right forward and everyone are going to figure that one out sooner or later. Sent from the jungle using my drums

Too much Wonga.

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That' something you can't criticize our board for. Never being prepared for injuries in every position, especially at the back.

Indeed! Well played, sir, well played.

We repeated it every match afterwards with Colback being nowhere near getting the ball to a teammate on any of them.

Captain Fistpump is as much a professional football player as I am a candidate for Miss Universe. The fact that this dimwit is making a living out of it is unbelievable.

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I agree with both of you, I was just being tongue in cheek.

He runs around a lot and he tries.

He looks like a bleached Yoann Gouffran.

The hair is purely to distract fans from how many goals he's likely to let in. Awesome. He can probably catch the ball with that hair. So if he fumbles too much with his hands he can still use his head.

Or worse.

That West Brom game strongly suggests otherwise. He almost punched a cross/corner into his own net, didn't he?

Genuine question, why? Surely Darlow must be at least as good as Elliot. Have you seen his hair, man? The hair.

This guy is just amazing.

He's the Inspector Clouseau of sex offenders or something. Seems to be a trail of his stupidity that is as long as the Great Wall.