Bimpy474

That's not really Anita's fault like, he's playing wide right. Colback in central midifeld is like giving the other team a saddler to a win, he's fuckling useless.

Perez.

That's a penalty ffs.

Cheers pal.

It's amazing he still stands out as being shite in a lower league I don't understand it, he offers absolutely nothing to the team in any way. Apart from giving away thick as fuck fouls he does nothing else well.

Colback is so shit it really beggars belief he still starts.

Yes, but in respect to making a last ditch tackle, if the ref deems it a genuine tackle trying for the ball it'll now be yellow.

Colback is such a thick cunt.

This is shit.

I've never been this nervous.

This the one you mean ? http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/10523288/benitez-targets-promotion

Also, let's hope the fans don't urge us on too much. Well of course not, we don't want to put the players off by them trying too hard for us.

And that is what you call good management imo, Rafa throwing down the gauntlet to him because he sees leadership and good defender in him.

Best thing all round him going back to Marseille, he didn't want to come in the first place. I know a few have said he'd tear up the Championship, giving him a run will only help. All very true but his heart isn't in with us, he'll never produce for us because he simply doesn't really want to. He wanted to go home and has his wish. Good luck to him, a waste of money for us in the end.

He's just 22, he's nowhere near his peak or full potential as a CB. Under Rafa's guidance he could (it's a big could) be a top class defender.

I hope we run faster and jump higher than last time, and hope to fuck the Notting Hill Carnival isn't on. And you can fuck off too science.

I think it'll be : Sels Janmaat Lascelles Mbemba Dummett Anita Hayden Aarons Perez Ritchie Gayle Although i fear it'll be Colback over Anita.

As it happens he's the one i think Hanley will up against for a place in the side, which is fantastic really. Competition and challenge for places is always good.

Random

Hope they give him a go, would be like something out of a Terry Fuckwitt strip in the Viz. He'd cut his own head off the fuckwit

Are Portland Timbers the nutters who chainsaw a tree in half during the game

Hope our lunatic who thinks all mackems are pervs phones up, that would be fun.

Could someone stick a pork pie in Lowes gob ffs.