HaydnNUFC

"Mbappe shouldn't do that Cruyff thing. Its provocative." What a load of bollocks that is. Don't use skill with the ball because it upsets defenders.

Mbappé, man. Don't be a cunt ffs. Cut that shit out asap. Class from Godin.

Shite this, imo.

Whatever happened to Ronaldo? Managing the upcoming Tory conference.

What a gobshite.

Or Ki. Doubt Colback will be able to walk back into the team after Rafa fucked him off last summer.

No clue. Apparently Rafa won't okay the sale of Mitro until a replacement is brought in. We've bid £20m for this lad. They want £27m. I don't understand how it's so fucking difficult. We've got £10m coming in from the Merino sale. Just bid what they want ffs. Getting wound up again. God sake.

What a man he is.

We seem to play Man City away every time at 5.30pm on a Saturday?! Aye. 3 of the last 4 trips there?

Cardiff away at a 12:30 kick off.

I know it's probably clutching at straws and that story is one we've heard so many times, us not moving "quick enough", but that article reads like pure conjecture and assumptions. "Newcastle haven't made a bid yet, therefore Tottenham are now favourites. They're in the Champions League y'knar."

Whilst I think we still need obviously Kenedy and a RB to compete with Yedlin, if that happened I'd say that's a decent summer.

Piss off, man. I fucked up on the wording. Leave me alone.

I actually love him. Can't imagine the club without him. Don't want to.

Posing for the new GTA loading screens.

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He's watermarked it n'al. Oh fuck sake, was thinking of nicking and putting this on meself.

So we apparently bid £20m. They want £27m? Just get it done ffs, why's it so fucking difficult? Hate this club at times. Set of nonces.

It's not. It's not Douglas either, it's the other guy whose name everyone forgets.

R nd n. Superb.

German outlet "Kicker" or something like that saying Mönchengladbach are close to signing him. The Chronicle said Mönchengladbach fucked off. Hmm.

According to reports aye Mönchengladbach have walked away. Reason they're wanting circa £27m (or €, not entirely sure) is because of a 20% sell on clause to Lyon in his contract. If the Mitro deal is already done in principle which reports are saying it is we should just stick whatever Nice want for him on the table and get it done which should be easy as the guy wants to play for us apparently. But we're a set of weird tight bastards.

I think an okay comparison would be Gayle pre-hamstring injury for us. Similar good movement which I'm sure is what has caught Rafa's eye. Much better footballer than Gayle, and able to run at defenders in a way Gayle isn't imo. Can play wide as well Yeah obviously, just trying to think of a comparison that wouldn't get overly laughed at. An inferior version of Lacazette was another. sorry if that came off as dickish, it wasn't meant to. Agree on the movement, Rafa will be all over it. I honestly didnt see him as a natural goalscorer but he's obviously improved on that Nah man no need to apologise, didn't appear dickish at all. Scored 21 in all comps, 4 of those in 1 game away from home against Guingamp I think. I've seen the highlights of that game and the finishes are great.

I think an okay comparison would be Gayle pre-hamstring injury for us. Similar good movement which I'm sure is what has caught Rafa's eye. Much better footballer than Gayle, and able to run at defenders in a way Gayle isn't imo. Can play wide as well Yeah obviously, just trying to think of a comparison that wouldn't get overly laughed at. An inferior version of Lacazette was another.