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They've only kept merse on because he'd likely relapse and they would feel guilty.

You hoof it when you can't pass, whether it is down to obvious pressure from the opposition, or pressure from the fact that you can't pass, it's still pressure. Lascelles was calm and collected and found his player. There is plenty of actual shite to moan about without making shit up.

He got thousands to subscribe to the athletic at a time when there was no news to report. The man is a fucking genius.

I'm actually praising him.

He might have fancied a Keegan style exit.

You mean the hoof? Yeah it was He was under zero pressure so it was hardly a hoof.

Is this serious? He could be writing a book etc. The ABC of failed NUFC takeovers by George Caulkin How to win the clickbait world cup whilst keeping your reputation intact.

Was that Lascelles with the pass?

He tried to bribe them? Priceless.

If Bruce is travelling on the train you better account for the buffet car bill.

Used to see Bob Moncur at every game. Imagine if it had been Keegan.

Have we signed Conchita Wurst?

Depends what happens to the properties when the high street fails. If they become residential properties there is a killing to be made. It will be just like the docklands, but without the interceding years of waste.

Pele once ate in my restaurant and if you got the female attention he got, you'd need viagra.

Couldn't agree more. If somebody offered me a league title but that time would have never existed, I'd say no thanks. I'm with you 100%. I wouldn't swap a single thing. Winning the title with Rafa (who I could also get emotional about) would not have been the same. Those few years, man they were simply the best. If we played it right, we could convince the same Genie that Stan Collymore is our favourite person ever, then ask him what he'd give in exchange for wiping the past 13 years from existence.

I won the jackpot on the slots the other week. £984. I was going to post it but couldn't be arsed with reporting all 7million 10p losses that came before.

Not tyre-kickers then?

Couldn't agree more. If somebody offered me a league title but that time would have never existed, I'd say no thanks.

We could photoshop the Jules Rimet Trophy into our trophy room and remind people of the time we became the first team to win three world cups.

I'm just casting my vote.

Kind of after the horse has bolted. It's not like they were determined to stay under the radar.

As I said. I don't give a fuck. He is a number 9. He is the best no.9 we've had since Shearer. Are you saying if Shearer wore number 10 he wouldn't be our best no9. His number was 19 which quite clearly states he was our number one number 9. It's just a daft poll mate I wouldn't let it get to you. X That's exactly what I'm pointing out. To disqualify the best from the poll is just stupid. Demba wore no.9 for Besiktas so he is a no.9.

Such a horrible signing this. At least this opinion was based on having seen him.

As I said. I don't give a fuck. He is a number 9. He is the best no.9 we've had since Shearer. Are you saying if Shearer wore number 10 he wouldn't be our best no9. His number was 19 which quite clearly states he was our number one number 9.

It's Demba. And I don't give a fuck what number he wore.