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How's the bacon?

Notice in the last match, Fernandez was the more vocal of our CBs.

Disagree. The officials on the pitch missed the incident and didn't even check it themselves in the monitor. Do they ever? I don't watch much live football these days, so I don't get to see, but every time I see VAR used it appears as if the ref just stays on the pitch, waiting to be informed of the decision.

Joelinton is a barber, he owns a barber's shop He plays football on Saturdays, but he's really not much cop.

Steve Bruce is Steve Bruce's problem. He can't blame Ashley for anything.

Credit where credit is due, we've found a level of consistency that has always eluded us, in the past.

It's just incredible isn't it? How does he get away with it? When will journos start telling it as it is?? When hell freezes over.

At quite a young age, too.

Lascelles hasn't chipped in yet.

"How's the bacon?" will stay with me forever, though. Have to be grateful for that.

The man is incompetent beyond belief. I wouldn't trust him to open a tube of smarties. Well ye kno, they're not like Spangles, but they're a diferent kind of challenge, which we've been preparing for by playing Hungry Hippos around the clock.

Could always hold him, on remand. By not allowing him to turn up to work or discriminating against him until proven guilty, they'd be breaking Norwegian law. Guy was obviously very guilty, but still. Difficult situation for Molde to be in either way. You don't have remand? Well ye bugger. Any noticeable difference?

Just hope Dwight Yoakam is fit.

The only thing I wasn't mentally prepared for, was the 3 years Rafa was here.

He'll probably score the goal that keeps us up [a la Jonas] then everything will be peachy again.

So it's a win for Palace, as ASM doesn't go down, like a lovelace, in the area.

People have paid for advertising, though.

Could always hold him, on remand.

They actually spent £44M to replace them both.

Aye he gave him plenty of freedom when he came on as a sub in his first game. Didn't even tell him what position to play.

Don't need fans. All you need is an audience. They're wallpapering the place FFS.

The state of sport, in general. It's all about the narrative, because you can't sell a lot of advertising for a 2 hour event. Look at this shit man, WWE all ower it.

Nah he sat down to his typewriter, "lets write". The rest is history. Threw his typewriter into a room full of monkeys.

The question was, basically, "how will Man City players win the Champions League now?" Ah, so not a foregone conclusion then

The question was, basically, "how will Man City players win the Champions League now?"