BergenMagpie

Got a pretty busy week coming up with work / buying the last christmas presents. Because of Bruce I now also gotta find the time to go to the doctor and do an STD test because Im pretty positive watching this has given me aids

Ref has no faith in our ability to string two passes together so he doesnt wait for a potential advantage when we get fouled

Is it impossible to make an acca combining player yellow cards and/or goalscorers on unibet?

4th 5-fold acca in a week where im 1 goal short of 60-100 pounds..

Lewis man.. What is he even trying to do there

Dont you wanna save that for a double gameweek? Fulham only lost by 2 against an in-form City, so Id give it a 2nd thought if I were you. I'm in the form of my life this season, I'm normally happy to break into the top 100 in the N-O league (fairly easy to do that this season) but I'm 35th as things stand and I always mess up around the double games at Christmas so I'm banking on Salah today to push me into the top 30 Fair enough. Good luck

Dont you wanna save that for a double gameweek? Fulham only lost by 2 against an in-form City, so Id give it a 2nd thought if I were you.

Just saw his goal finally. He had a goal against vs Arsenal that was exactly the same

Finally won a bet. 70 pounds on Marseille and over 2,5 goals in Herta-Union + Almere-Utrecht U23 returned 287 pounds

Ha ha! No! Just seen the score. Predictable. Should start betting on Sunderland 1-1 every weekend.. That must have been 50% of their results in league one Apparently 31 of their last 56 games have ended 1-1. Gotta finally start doing this..

Almost 4/1 for the two to win or draw if you want a safety bet. Pretty nice value considering Cardiffs/Derbys form

Ha ha! No! Just seen the score. Predictable. Should start betting on Sunderland 1-1 every weekend.. That must have been 50% of their results in league one

Another great performance

Needed 2 more goals in the PSG match for 200 pounds

Not the best start to the betting weekend. If Holstein Kiel had kept won (conceded twice the last 7 minutes for 2-2) Id won 40 pounds. Also, Chelsea not getting another goal has fked up a lot of accumulators..

PSG went from being 2-0 up, then having 2 goals disallowed for offside to now being 3-2 town with 10 men

Great goal by Ben Arfa

Need a vinner in the Vasco-Fortaleza game for either 50 or 70 quid (two separate bets). Fortaleza just missed two crazy opportunities with 3 mins to go. Draw gives me nowt..

Need a Germany goal for 50 pounds and Gnabry just hit the bar

Too bad. I actually wouldnt mind if they had won the entire cup. They really are the only worthy winners of the Papa Johns trophy

Love seeing Masters sweat, but its also a hard watch. Despite my hate for him, its making me so uncomfortable the way he is constantly breaking "eye contact" looking at all sorts of random places while talking, putting his glasses on and off 1000 times, stuttering, touching his face for 0,1 seconds and readjusting his shirt. Feels like Im watching some unprepared class mate back in school who is really nervous doing a presentation. No need for that body language expert to analyze this. Also, lots of comedy gold in that video

Have like 5 accumulators where I only need Spurs to win by 3 today (winning around £350 in total). Not feeling too confident as they struggled to break down Burnley and I guess WBA is a similar team? Only chose to include this game as I dont have Kane on fantasy Cash out values are too low for me to consider it, so wish me luck guys Think Liverpool is great value today. They seem to always beat City

Thanks mate I did cash out at 65£ due to Danny Ings injury, but I "reinvested" that on loads of similar accumulators and I won 200£ on the europa league games yesterday. Was really nervous in the end as I needed Red Star Belgrade to win for both of the winning bets to come through. In hindsight it was probably a bad decision to cash out as it was pretty obvious we would lose by at least two goals tonight, but luckily it turned out good and I still got a bunch of "free" bets for the weekend. Appreciate your help and concerns

Did a few accas yesterday, one at about 2£ on Chelsea -2, Dortmund -2, Juventus -2 and Soton -1. Have the option to cash out at around 70£ or wait and hope we lose by 2 goals to Soton on friday to win 270£. Kinda tempted to cash out as we always manage to nick a result whenever I need us to lose badly. What would you guys do?