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Cant remember us having as few injuries as we did during Rafa. Before him we were constantly topping the injury statistics.

Find it hilarious that MA and Charnley decided to have a go at Rafa. Theyre acting like kids at the playground winding up their "friend" in front of everyone, forgetting that he's seen them touching penises in the shower after PE. They shouldve just kept their mouths shut and hoped that Rafa wouldnt elaborate on his time here.

Worst thing about this transfer is that it made me feel really old. When he left I was 19 and now I just turned 28 and it doesnt feel that long ago. At work today I was thinking about where Newcastle would’ve been without Andy Carroll. Imagine that he wouldn’t be born and we had to rely on Harewood and Ranger to shoot us back to the PL. Also the money we got for him funded HBA, Cabaye, Ba, Cisse and some squad players. Ashley got so much credit for that deal without digging into his pocket and it probably formed his transfer market tactic.

His hairline makes it difficult. Looks old AF

N’Soki plays LB. Schär plays CB. Think MA gives a fuck? A defender is a defender

Guess this means Schär is the next man out?

Probably already signed but theyre delaying the announcement until the day Dubravka is sold

Imagine having Perez for loads of years where he couldnt even get a penalty after being elbowed by Boly, then selling him in the transfer window before VAR is introduced

Hire him as a player-manager and we've also replaced Perez at no cost

Hopefully he will buy Elliott, Dummett, Manquillo, Colback, Murphy, Saivet and Joselu for 50m each the second we get taken over

I prefer a flan

Remember we were linked with Sanson around the time we bought Cabella. Always signed him on FIFA since. Looks like a great player

That’s the weird thing for me Moumouchromoue

Terry is probably in the changing room putting on a full Villa kit atm

Fucking hell Well that's putting Sunderland on the map. Fountain shitters. Currently only remembered as stadium shitters so I guess its a shit in the right direction of them finally using toilets

Exactly. Fulham sold Ross McCormack for 12m in 2016. He was then 2 weeks from turning 30 and had 38 goals from 89 championship games for them. Only fair that we start talks at 20m as Gayle is younger, has a better goal scoring record (although playing for better teams) and the market prices have been inflated

Reckon Potter will sign Wesley at Brighton then the two of them can spend all pre-season worrying about Shelvey

To be fair it is when you consider their form and injuries to key players. Will probably only get 1/3rd of the media coverage though

Liverpool to lose by Salah diving trying to win a free kick after a Wolves corner but he somehow puts it in his own net, please Hope Boly elbows a liverpool player in his box then scores the winner on the counter attack with his hand at 90+7mins while City has been beaten by Brighton.

Time to sub David Silva off before he gets another yellow

Hang on, that player only joined this week? Yep. Loads of retards make a team every gameweek

Bit cynical, but I dont want the teams challenging for Europe to completely solidify themselves in that area in case the unthinkable happens that Rafa signs a new contract with sufficient money to spend/the club is sold. Much rather he goes to Liverpool instead. From the reports it also sounds like hes keeping his options open Or was it the way I phrased that you reacted to?

Cant find anything about an option to buy. Hope one of the bigger clubs end up buying him as hes fitting too good into Leicester.

Such a good penalty taker. 18 succesful from 19 attempts

Didnt Chelsea want 20m for him last summer? Wonder how they decided he is worth 10m more after this abysmal season