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Not a chance Rafa would be sanctioning Shelvey leaving without a replacement guaranteed, like. That's not to say it won't happen, of course.

Appreciate emotions are running high, and people feel very strongly about it, but, I can’t imagine ending someone’s life over this, like.

The fact that this is all going down when we have the best manager we’ll likely have for decades (who succeeded Steve McClaren, was who was given £80 odd million) is absolutely fucking peak Newcastle.

Micky Quinn, as well. Ended up doing radio, national and regional press interviews to cover up the fact he fell for a fake tweet.

But Cantervale, man. Cantervale Limited.

Love this. Just come out with nastiest as fuck thing you can think of.

A lot of people saying that they ‘can’t wait’ for things that don’t sound particularly exciting at the minute.

No.

Infuriating that mind. Ayoze had done brilliantly to keep possession and get away and this idiot can't stay onside. He's done it a lot recently. Aye, just seems a bit thick. It’s the first thing he should be checking in that situation.

Seems to be having a massive crisis of confidence at the minute. Doesn’t appear to think he can do it at this level. Barely even taking shots now, and taking far too long over everything. Needs a spell out of the side.

Thought he was taken off as it looked like he was starting to lose his head, to be honest. Had a little bit of a nibble in the Strawberry Corner not long before.

Thought he was our most dangerous player today. Terrible decision making, and final ball, but, other than Perez, the only one making something happen.

Somebody really needs to explain the offside rule to him. Needlessly being caught when we’re in a good position has started to become one of his ‘things’.

That Mawson kid is a bit of a prick then. Been said a million times, but with an effective striker today would have been a comfortable win. The plan seemed to be to win the game in the first half. They improved in the second (just), and it became more about making sure we didn’t lose. Almost backfired spectacularly, mind.

He’s in bed with Murdoch now? Controlling the world’s media is fucking global superpower, Mike Ashley.

People really need to familiarise themselves with the calibre of people that Keith Bishop represents, like.

He's a pure finisher, and very little else.

Just what we need, style wise, in a no.10. Swap for Shelvey?? Hernandez? A number 10?

The other takeover.

Bit of variety at least, I guess.

That's Slick Rick he's sat next to there.

Has ‘craic-uum’ been used in here? Feel like I’ve read it before, and this was the most likely place I could think of.

Two players for one beyond injury prone player, leaving us short in a key position. Astute move.

Not that one.

It’s as bad as the ITK shite, really. He got lucky in finding the Cantervale registration, and he’s dressed everything since up to keep himself relevant. He could just be misguided, like. But a number of people with a more sound understanding of business practice have pointed out that it means very little.