SuperFlat

He’s in bed with Murdoch now? Controlling the world’s media is fucking global superpower, Mike Ashley.

People really need to familiarise themselves with the calibre of people that Keith Bishop represents, like.

He's a pure finisher, and very little else.

Just what we need, style wise, in a no.10. Swap for Shelvey?? Hernandez? A number 10?

The other takeover.

Bit of variety at least, I guess.

That's Slick Rick he's sat next to there.

Has ‘craic-uum’ been used in here? Feel like I’ve read it before, and this was the most likely place I could think of.

Two players for one beyond injury prone player, leaving us short in a key position. Astute move.

Not that one.

It’s as bad as the ITK shite, really. He got lucky in finding the Cantervale registration, and he’s dressed everything since up to keep himself relevant. He could just be misguided, like. But a number of people with a more sound understanding of business practice have pointed out that it means very little.

Someone needs to be having a word with that lad.

And ringing a hotel is? Like I rang the hotel. FFS. You absolutely did.

And ringing a hotel is?

Are people not reading the fact that it’s a posh Rolls Royce? Clearest indication of the deal being done yet.

Won one on Monday.

I hope shite hawk is making a comeback.

... what?

Internal discussions, not with West Ham.

It's far too quiet following a pretty significant looking development, like. Not a single journalist commenting. Find it hard to believe that not one of them would have contacted the club to query it.

Still buzzing from this. Completely unexpected at half time. Seemed certain to be heading for a 1-0 win for Stoke, from a Shaqiri long ranger that should have been saved.

No wonder Rafa played him while injured last season. He saw something in him that the vast majority of us didn’t.

Wins don’t get much bigger than that. Suddenly, we’ve had a very good festive period. That’s despite fielding some truly terrible looking teams. Rafa knows, like.

Sorry, lack of those kind of tweets this afternoon so thought I’d contribute.