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Love a wrestling/NUFC crossover like

This is an ARG for the return of Sky's Dream Team.

GRRM has truly outdone himself this time.

ya ma

Ho'way Mike... Ashley... are we cheering Mike Ashley... I'm confused... but... ho'way..! I think.

You can't just whip your dick out in public onto a table like that. It's rotten.

All I think about when I see or the word scramble is someone has dropped their lunch money on the floor.

Decent from what I've heard in conversations in the past. Also, Liam Bramley has left and took a job at Villa.

Sponsored by the Spice Girls though

What if we get relegated to Championship and then the Saudi deal can be approved. Then we come back to Premier League like our shit don't stink. [move] :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: :saylor: [/move]

Everyone knows Messi and Ronaldo watch from a lounge chair, while their hired body double attends training on a segway with a gopro strapped to his bonce.

Our last 2 seasons we played at home on first game of the season. Calm down, Statto.

It wouldn't be a fixture list without away fixtures first game, boxing day and last game of the season.

Michael Chopra led takeover has me creased for some reason. NE12 representing.

I thought this was Jeff Henderson, a youth player we released like 10 years ago, coming back at first.

Could only happen to us

I have it on good authority (I made this up and convinced myself) that the takeover will happen today at 3pm. David Craig will be there and someone will throw a gobstopper directly into his mouth. No news on if the gobstopper was previously sucked or not.

They'll have to start putting something in soon, as the government contribution starts reducing to 60% from August, isn't it? They could be screwed if there are still no crowds by October when the Furlough scheme is due to end, and they have to start paying everyone in full again. Footballers contracts are funny. As an employee in any other industry you could walk away and find alternative employment. If a player could do that then thry could lose just about anyone on their books. Could be a new 'Bosman' if someone challenges this maybe. But aye, Academy will probably be shut down. I don't think they own the Academy of Light and training facilities anymore.

I signed him on FM once because he was a Newcastle fan. He was shite and wish I had had a save before I signed him.

How would it not be, man. You'd have to laugh.

If the Government gets involved.

They got a bargain bin Mike Ashley.

We filthy rich yet?

We filthy rich yet?