MagMal

Wtf, where are the coopers at, what a prick

I hope you are a traveller from the future with a back to the future sports book!?

We have been after him for weeks so I think this is an excuse, to be fair he is only young and the expectation on him would be huge and going to a club in a different country and the bottom of the league probably isn't much of a draw for him. I can see this happening in the summer if we stay up.

The midfield and all our options are shite, we can't control a game, protect the defensive or launch an attack, the fact that shelvey and longstaff are getting games shows how deep in the shit we are.

If this falls through I hope he downs tools and stinks up the league for the rest of the season

What's that dodgy bit of stand about behind the goal?

Dogshite

Kilcline, Shearer and Beresford would see us safe?

So the goalie who spent most of his career sat on the bench has Bruce's approach to work, I always liked Harper but if true maybe the warning signs have been there for a long time.

Can guarantee if he does come in January or whoever does they will already have lined up the players they want

There was something the other day in The Dutch telegraph or what ever it is called about Marc Overmars joining in January, I could see them working together very well.

I think he is exactly what we need at this time, young, smart, a good communicator and no massive expectations on his shoulders because he has won trophies in other countries or this. The added bonus will be that he is well liked in the media and football circles by both those who can think for themselves and the sky sports PFM dinosaurs, this should take a bit of heat off the club and give him a bit of an easier ride in the media

Really coming around to the idea of Howe now, not a massive ego so less likely to throw his toys out of the pram, oversaw the development of Bournemouth through the leagues so will have some idea of building an infrastructure and facilities etc which he can have an input in. Clearly an intelligent guy who seems to communicate well which is what it seems modern footballers need instead of the "let's play" PFM bullshit. Yes we might not get the Messi's etc in January but that is not what we need right now but I am sure he could attract players like Ramsey and linguard easily enough and this is what we need at this stage, good with the youth players by all accounts as well. We might not get the instant couple of wins that we need straight away but I would be confident that he would have us in a good position with plenty of the season to spare, I also think he would see straight through the likes of shelvey etc and peddle them at the first opportunity.

We are so far behind it is unreal, how can a shitty little club in London afford that especially with what are probably sky high land prices down then and we have a few outdoor pitches and paddling pools, it just shows how much work the new owners have to do and how much Ashley has put this club back.

What's the baking lawyer up to?, any chance of cross referencing a picture of a sticky bun and an Ando teaser post and finding out Pep is on his way??

Look forward to super Steve "Alf Ramsay" Bruce been installed next week with the full backing of every ex player and manager in the media.

How about Xavi as the surprise name, no idea if he is any good as a manager but a former big name player that might interest the new owners and would be a bit left field.

He's the fucker who keeps giving them new contacts!

I hope the guy who got carried off is OK but you can guarantee Bruce and his mates will use it as a ready made excuse, disrupted the flow of the game etc etc, sack the fat waste of space tonight

I am honestly worried that the fat cabbage is going to have a heart attack in the dugout today, the pressure of the whole match, fans against him etc and his horrendous physical condition has me worried. Obviously I don't want to see the bloke die just fuck off somewhere, imagine the PFM martar he would become if he did go pop, we would never hear the end of it and it would all be the nasty fans fault.

Man utd have always been a buying club, from Cantona to pallister to veron and Cole, all big transfers with money behind them, they hate to be reminded of it as they get blinded by fergie bringing the kids through but they have always spent bigger than anyone else

I would love it if 6 months after this all sorted some naughty boy or girl hacked the CAT case and released all the PL's dodgy shit

Daft thought but this is the optimistic thread, PSG sack the German fella and then approach Pochettino because they know the takeover is nearly complete and know we want him, one last dig at the Saudi's??? ????

If the PL is blocking this despite the government telling them to get it done, then I hope the government tell them no fans all season due to covid. It's not like anyone would want to watch king bacon's hoofball but it would piss off the rest of the clubs and force the PL to hand more money back to the TV companies and further devalue their brand.

Think outside the box, he is just the dickhead we need in charge to sink Ashley's investment and get us relegated next season, i hate the fat bacon eater but he is perfectly placed for operation "burn it to the ground" next season Prediction: Bruce replaced by Allardyce in December. That would be nice. Eurgh, no thanks, he is even worse than bacon head, but it would be funny to see him relegated