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“Hats off to them”. “Stepped up to the plate”. Fuck me his quote repertoire is horrific. Can just picture him practicing his interview techniques in his bedroom, curtains shut through the day, surrounded by empty takeaway cartons with Mike Basset paused on the vhs.

We’re probably the most pointless team in the premiership. We offer nothing. No excitement, no entertainment. Nothing. We’ve replaced sunlun as the turd that won’t flush.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/head-pif-admits-one-two-18994681 One of the two?

“The lads were tired after the magnificent cup effort. Perhaps we shouldn’t have taken that game so seriously, but there’s pressure from the fans for a cup run. hey, we’ll regroup at training tomorrow, check the injury list, do some fast running and get ready for the next one”

Love to see Bruce lose this one rather than continue progressing until we ultimately go out with a whimper to a reasonably organised “acceptable to be knocked out by” team.

Horrific. Bruceball without luck is as attractive as shop doorway vomit. Nufc.com called the team “traditionalists”. And it was similar to putting a Ford escort up against a ford focus.

That was a missile of a strike. Cameras miles behind the action.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/features/long-read-tony-lormors-story/?fbclid=iwar3pqxdyyo-bgkmahifxazxzp4p8vt5kwugyk86gnfs0bxfxzw3sdqcdc0q Good read about an ex-player and local lad.

Decent. Thanks. I thought I may have needed a spoiler

The only explanation now is when joelinton was asked if he was a striker he replied in German and a confused Bruce gave him the hallowed shirt.

Awful. What is joe? On the plus side it looks like Bruce’s luck will carry on for another season. When we get taken over the next manage wants to keep Bruce and get the players to rub him for luck before a game.

I hope someone has hacked masters personal email/phone account. Reckon there’d be all sorts of dirt from all sorts of dirty people.

Happy with the debutants. “You can only beat what’s in front of you” analogy etc but not sure whu are a premiership yardstick with Moyes at the helm for now.

Still reckon they’re everybody’s cup final: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dont-lose-to-sunderland.1528120/ 3 seasons in the third division.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/simon-jordan-brands-new-newcastle-18910838 “A turd and wretched individual”.

Statement didn't say "formal" rejection. They just get rejected anyway behind closed doors, that's my guess. Same thing, even if not in legal terms. How was it reported to nufc then? Has Ashley just made it up?

Quite an easy solution to this: Publish the formal rejection letter from the PL.

Someone’s lying.

From the Club statement someone’s lying. Masters looked shifty as fuck and our ownership are proven liars. Fuck knows the outcome.

You still dead against the Saudi takeover Neesy?

It’s pretty damming that people thought the PL were bent as a bacon hook before they appear to have proved it themselves. Masters will have to fall on his sword if this goes legal.

Joseph DaGrosa in ownership discussions with two unnamed Premier League clubs

This. Howay man. We’ve prised some big signings from some top clubs. Players who have relegation fighting experience (unsuccessful admittedly) A Geordie at the helm of his hometown club that he supported man and boy, a local lad CEO and an owner with a helicopter. Wa ganna be great this year man.

ASM to Man U

You are? Sorry. Edited. Pissed.