Mahoneys Tache

Apart from Ginola.

Haven’t got time to watch it all but five minutes in he’s not gone off his feet once. There are few things in football more heartwarming to see than an elegant ball playing Italian defender.

And a kite bigger than Percy Main.

My ex ran off with a blerk who was the spit of Peter Griffin. Flattering.

Grim as fuck that mind. Poor lad.

Yes you are.

Patient pick up from bamburgh ward at st nicks to Rampton.

It’s the same every year on every forum. Nowt to focus on other than transfers and the annual pissing and moaning olympics kicks in.

You’re not pretty enough to be my spawn.

Like 1976. That was a mad one.

Everybody pisses and moans about journalists on here but write posts using the same diction. Weird.

Sounds like a mid 20th century novel.

Except he didn’t.

Six goals and 11 assists in 38 league games last season. Still a bairn with big scope to improve with Eddie’s magic. Not sure why there’s so much pissing and moaning about this. Similar stats to Murphy who is brilliant but has probably peaked. He can come in, do a job in an area where we are light and will only get better.

Demba Ba failed a medical somewhere before we signed him didn’t he?

Worth a punt just based on his surname.

Scrawny fucker. Needs to load up on liver and onions and stout.

I don’t recall who said it, but I remember something along the lines of we used to take footballers and make them athletes. Now we take athletes and make footballers out of them.

Yeah. That was kind of the point. Mate.

Who needs a bot when a bot can be broken?

We’re not signing grealish. Get a fucking grip.

Can I please be banned until 14th August? This is shiiiiite.

His sister Anne is canny mind.