Likelylad

Just watched the presser. Craig Hope is quite the bellend. Certainly works for the right paper.

Hopefully that’s the last time we see Gordon as a false 9. Lack of a focal point is infuriating. Really think we need to go back to Tino on the right and Hall on the left but at the end of the day Barca are a very good side.

17. Newcastle United Football fans across the continent are giddy with anticipation to see how Alexander Isak will get on as he returns to the Champions League with Newcastle. No wait, that line was written in July — and Isak has since finally completed his Premier League record move to Liverpool. It remains to be seen whether Nick Woltemade and Yoane Wissa can fill the hole left by the Sweden forward. Eddie Howe’s side start with a mouthwatering-looking home fixture against Barcelona on Thursday. Someone got paid for writing that. Christ

Ticketing does need sorting but I love Hope gan on like it’s Watergate.

Lee Dixon just said this current Man City side aren’t as good as Arsenal. Liverpool fair enough but Arsenal?

Loads of tourists and half & half scarves doing the rounds in the city centre this morning. Shite derby

Daft challenge when on a yellow

Areet settle down princess.

I’ll keep a close eye on that rule going forward in our games. In the name of consistency and all that.

Nice to see the purveyors of respect in the Prem play to their own rules as Mac Allister doesn’t have to leave the field after treatment.

Brentford not fancy closing down?

Yeah, there’s no way he’s going away for internationals if he’s recovering from a knee injury. Not great news but get him back fit for the first game post break.

I honestly think we’re a better side than Chelsea. They’ve just got silly depth. Genuinely think the media are bigging them up beyond their actual capability.

It’s difficult when Dan Burn is playing like prime Baresi

Flashback to that bald twat Lee Mason chalking a goal of ours off against Palace when Willock got a shove in the back.

I might be wrong but I’ve got a feeling Isak’s close pals (Botman, Osula, Willock) are going to be rather pissy and potentially quite awkward this season.

I’ve got no horse in the race but it’s every week man 🤣

Spurs just had 1 chalked off. Crazy how poor the quality of officiating is in the best league in the world.

Really need to see Tino RB and Hall LB going forward.

Bayern Munich affiliates are canny salty over this signing like.

“You know what Newcastle fans are like.” That kind of nonsense doesn’t do us any favours and plays up daft stereotypes that the media and other fans run with.

Ramsey, Bruno, Miley in midfield next week?

An arrogant Dutchman. Well I never.

It’s definitely a subtle way to influence the game without outright cheating.

Isak’s agent getting desperate 😂