David Edgar

Brentford keeper has a lot to answer for with that parry.

Antony is just great, isn't he?

Ten Miles offside.

Martial

One of my PE teacher's ripped most of her foot off in a trampolining accident. She recovered well.

Bellingham might be the best player in the world?

Why is the late kick off Palace v Forest? Sigh.

RAAAASHFORD (a billion yards wide)

Hickey could be a great signing for us one day.

Ten Hours.

Eric Top Scouts should've seen it coming.

Eric Ten Injuries having another stellar day.

Big injury must've been the final nail. Hopefully he rebuilds his career and somehow makes it back to us in a few years.

The roar as the CL anthem ends

Strong. 5-0 to the toon.

That system makes so much more sense.

I think the plan is to kick wide towards Burn. Lose the first ball and we are in the prime location for our press. The ball goes out of play, it takes time out of the game. I think it is just a really clever plan which just looks like rubbish kicking because it is so unusual.

Couldn't care less about this England squad.

Cheeky little Shearer celebration last night.

His ball retention is A1. If he can't find a pass, he easily carries it inside and looks to switch the play.

England.

My man. Fuck Bruce.

Fun evening.

It is deliberate.