Groundhog63

Was driving down the Spine Road in his soft top. Had the roof down blasting 80mph over the River Blyth then banged his head on the Asda bridge.

Been up since 6 and had a bracing dog walk so I can't claim sleepyness BUT I can't, for the life of me, figure out what the daft cunt means. HELP 😂😂

Agreed. I think part of the problem in assessing him is his languid gait. Seems slow and, a tad, ponderous but really isn't. It's just that long legged, lollop 😂 Think Lenny, earlier, said he was no Mainoo which he isn't. Slightly unfair comparison because if he hadn't gotten injured who's to say his progression wouldn't have been equally impressive. As it happens they're different types of midfielders. Could actually be a decent middle pair, imho.

Aye, it is a lovely place. Very calming. As it happens we had a right one on Bondi Beach. She definitely lost her blob like, the fucking hoon 😉

Not football stadium related but on the subject of big cities, skyscrapers, the general hustle and bustle and Sydney. MrsG dragged me down to Darling Harbour, passed Jack Black as it happens, for the usual stuff. She's heavily into gardening so, on her list, we ventured into The Chinese Garden of Friendship. Beautiful, little oasis of tranquility. The city disappeared.

Bloke's nose is 100% alcohol

Could ban him

"when the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think they will be thrown sardines" Eric Cantona 1995 "when the seagulls follow the trawler it is to get as far away from OnlyGulls as possible" RSPB 2024

Birds shouldn't be on a football pitch

"Dog grooming" 🐶😂

Might have something to do with them Nuns in our end 😉

Classic

Enjoyed that 😂😂😂😂

Thesp Apols if SEB.... https://www.facebook.com/share/r/5vZvTRFscMPXcPAX/

Course he was. I mean, on top of that, it was a thunderbastard. Nearly snapped his wrist 😂

At this point in the evening I want to see a photo of those three on the training pitch and, if you zoom in, you can see a kid on the other side of the mesh fence. Bright pink top on, can of cat food in one hand and a share bag of minstrels in the other. Carrier bag at his feet. or I don't believe it

Richard Masters has to go on all fours on his bedroom floor with Todd Bhoely's pint of IPA on his back whilst Todd fucks his wife. Allegedly

Calling all the shirt nonces..... https://www.terrykneeshaw.com/collections/newcastle-united-prints

Good as anywhere

Calm down youngun

Howe out!!

It is tho, according to some kids on here. Piece of piss, even.

If we hadn't sold him he'd probably have been playing centre forward instead of Liverpool's Anthony Gordon, tho