Groundhog63

Someone's gone trans daft

I can't help staring at the league table. One thing's for sure, tho, I'm either going to have to bin my snide TV or turn off the beer fridge. If I got the wife to do a topless dance and served meself a free half with every pint if would be like matchdays in the Entertainers era

Liverpool have Eurovision. They get a pass ?

This is the only pie chart I'm interested in this morning kidda

I've absolutely no idea what any, and I mean any, of those graphics mean. ??

Marvelous result. Been up since 4 (banging headache & farting like a trooper) so have entertained myself with the match aftermath. Deffo not a foul on the keeper. Awesome second. Frustrated at Longstaff in the 1st half getting caught dawdling s couple of times but, overall, solid Kane wrapped up Tripps like a kipper for the goal but is an absolute shithouse otherwise. Gets away with murder. Apart from his Mam & dad naming him after a cheeseburger that Emerson Royal is a right knacker. Was definitely a handball/penalty and he's just a whiney cunt ?

What she says "Newcastle fans crazy with Bruno Guimarães. Awesome and well deserved!"

Second yellow, red followed by a red and a red, I take it ??????

Aye ????? poor cunt

Absolutely. He's a young Lascelles with, perhaps, more opportunities.

1st impression was "I hope they behaved themselves with this fella and did us proud" 2nd impression was "poor cunt, that's the journey from hell"

Hall won the lottery when he wooed Keegan. Staveley won the lottery getting Howe. All of it could have gone totally Pete Tonge but the former worked wonders until the club ran out of money. The latter is a completely different scenario. Wor Eddie's smacks them fuckers straight back down when they're talking about money and richness. He knows the lads he inherited. He knows the ones he bought. He sticks up for them all. Hopefully our Alex Ferguson

I'm old enough to remember, when I left the house at half time to walk the dog, coming back to the wife watching The Great British Sewing Bee. Those days are OVER ?????

My arse for the next 6 + 5 minutes

My arse for the next 18 + 5 minutes

Aye, just that

Been berating him for 40mins ???

MOM for Amnesty FC according to the commentator

Hate to be "that guy" but be that guy anyway. What a load of shite.

Seen that. When do they play Coventry? 6 pointer under the ghost of Jimmy Hill

Stadium started emptying with 5 mins of normal time left. Fickle, fragile, fuck wits,

Cracking third like

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Klopp's just blamed the DMU

Harum scarum