Groundhog63

I mean, he's a wrongun, but that's a banger. Wife banger, if you will ?

Chris Brown "Forever" that btw. Canny tune

Last time I had I fight I thought that too. Didn't end well.

We're not in Europe anymore. Nigel told me. The tory cunt.

Messi constantly manking on in the ref's ear, the slimy little cunt

Loving this. If it finishes 11 v 11 I'll bare my arse in Arrighi's window

Gettin

Referees a fucking idiot

DNA

This

Canny pass, I'll give you that but the run, receipt, shift of feet and finish were sublime.

Tbf Darlow's reached his

One of my favourite songs is The Maccabees "NO Kind Words" for that reason I'm keeping schtum ?

Does seem like a complete no-brainer. Even better if you, for arguments sake, set up a new company called "Leazes Park Regeneration Enterprise" and rent the stadium back to the club for a quid a season.

Nah, just in the off license

John Hall on the roof now, pissed, singing We Are the Champions

Just read the small print. "The winners shall receive £300m in prize money unless that's NOT Newcastle United, in which case, the losers receive £300m"

Friendlywashing

"First Winners" EVER. No one else can say that ??

Absolutely pisses all over the World Cup final this like. Qatar frantically redrawing thier plans, ditching Ed Sheering for Tiesto and melting down Jules Rimet for a bigger model

Someone film this and post it over the road for bantz

I. Can't. See. A. Fucking. Thing ?

Be a nightmare on date night fighting over the GHDs

Comes with £300m prize money as well.