JeffJ

So just Stephens and Shit the Bednarek at centre half. Oof.

He’s the main man! Apparently he’s had potential new buyers of the club approach him and everything. I’ve heard Ashley consulted him before stepping down at SD and he’s turned down a place on Strictly Come Dancing because he’s a proper Saudi now, two blokes dancing together is just evil. Bigger things in the works though, he’s lined up to star as Binman No2 alongside Wraith in the gritty underworld thriller Skips & Bins the movie.

Lets do Scunthorpe then. We’ve got the cunt bit down to a tee.

Let’s go with Grimsby. We have the fucking grim bit down to a tee.

Deposit or withdrawal?

Fascinating to see if Corrupt Bein Sports FC beat Fraudulent Abu Dhabi FC to the signature of a 34 year old tax evader wanting £100m a year. And maybe there’s an outside chance that Money Laundering Oligarch FC might be in the running if the arab cash isn’t enough. Sadly, it doesn’t look like the multi millionaire tax evader will return back to his first club in Argentina as it just won’t pay. And they say romance in football is dead. It’s what football is all about, isn’t it?

Remember when Bruce nearly swapped him for Jordan Rhodes at Boro

Ugh. Imagine being so defensive about your own global money making franchise of a club that you have to post shite like that about our bottom feeding, abortion of club. As classy as Solskjaer nursing a semi about being in great position to exploit the transfer market due to the pandemic.

Kenny, sorry I mean Keith is 100% legit. Told me he’s played Centre Court at Wimbledon despite being unseeded and got Jackie Chan a price for some paint.

Still not sure what he’s meant to be. Wing back who can’t really defend and can’t really cross or a forward who doesn't score or assist. Victor Moses without the ability. Mental he’s rated highly. I remember he torched Man City’s high line a few times but apart from that can’t recall him being any good. Sprint button held down.

I agree. I think if we were ran like a proper top level football club and put the money down for him at the end of last season then it would have been a done deal. Should have been the most straight forward, slam dunk signing this version of NUFC could ever make. He will have returned to Arsenal a different player after the loan spell. Now he’s had pre-season with Arteta and will have seen Willock full of confidence in training. Arsenal know we won’t pay £20m+ for him so keeping hold of a young, English player who has shown he can make an big impact in the squad seems a no-brainer to me. For his sake he needs to play though, if he gets regular football then he’ll be close to the England squad. Not many athletic, goalscoring central midfielders around.

Tuchel has scared the shit out him. Couldn’t break them down in the FA Cup semi final or Champions League final.

My dentist says Project Zebra has been given a sugar lump and going to get a bullet to the head. Who to believe?! …… B E L I E V E

Guardiola - ‘We can’t afford a new striker, the pandemic hit us hard too’ ….. 3 weeks later £100m for Grealish, no doubt £100m+ for Kane will follow. Probably a couple of £50m left backs too. Then you’ve got Arsenal spending £50m on Brighton’s 3rd best defender despite pleading poverty, sacking staff, using the furlough scheme and claiming the pandemic hit them hard. Sky and Talksport will pretend the ESL coup never happened and wank themselves into oblivion with thought of Man Utd or Liverpool finishing behind Man City by only 9pts this year. While that top 6 powerhouse Arsenal will actually try to break into the top 6 this year. Although now that Barca, Madrid and Juve have brought the ESL back into the spotlight it will be interesting to see how the rich 6 will try to manoeuvre a u-turn that would even make a Tory ashamed. Can easily see Masters accepting a ‘different’ format to keep them in the PL and also let them play Barca, Real, Juve and whoever else joins for millions each season.

Would just mean relegation by February and not April. That’s where Ashley has placed us in the food chain. Watching the likes of Villa, Leeds and West Ham move into the distance.

Just saw a full grown man wearing the whole new away kit on the No1 bus in town, socks and shorts the lot. They looked especially tight around the arse like. Had Castore bags too so I’m guessing he’s gone to buy it and though fuck it, I’m wearing it out of the store. Properly stolen the show this lad.

Merge the threads then throw the fucker in the bin. Brought to you by Skips&Bins.com, for all your rotten detritus needs.

Can’t wait for 40k super fans singing about corruption and PL anti-competition while throwing money at Ashley who is aiming for bare minimum survival with Steve Bruce at the helm as long as that fucking manatee scrapes to 17th place. How the fuck anyone can stomach another season of that is beyond me, never mind paying Ashley for the privilege. If you can’t differentiate between loving the club, wanting the best for the club and then blindly facilitating Ashley by giving him your money then there’s no fucking hope.

He should get off to Villa to replace Terry if he’s got any sense.

Saudis will have signed off on it Have faith and W A I T I know it will happen Toon Toon EPL don’t stand a chance against DeMarco

Seems on point. NUFC = Dead Souls & Atrocity Exhibition

Extraordinary. Most insightful thing you’ve ever posted, although chances are you’ll be oblivious to why. Pass your wisdom to on Walter Mitty the emoji terrorist, the 4th Kray brother and the non thinking man’s dentist. Take care of yourself man, I admire your passion for the club and desire to want this deal to get rubber stamped, pretty much everyone wants it but relentless blind faith that it will inevitably happen isn’t being honest with yourself. I worry for your state of mind if this takeover finally dies, just be prepared for it and think about an exit strategy from the rabbit hole.

Uh oh. The Bellends Bellwether Wraith fears the worst. Time for him to dust off the coffin, slap skipsandbins.com stickers on the side and call GB News.

I’ll take ‘Shit that won’t happen’ for $500, Alex. Ashley’s loyal customer base couldn’t even get a walk out organised man. Couldn’t get behind a walk in either, heaven forbid missing the first few minutes of game to make a stand so good luck thinking enough will try and cause disruption to postpone a game. 45k Alex Hurst’s will turn up, sing a few songs and meekly fall in line. The proper hardcore support of the 80’s & 90’s is long gone. Outnumbered by the ‘Nobody is going to stop me going to the match / boo the team / fuck off at 80 minutes brigade’.

Sure Townshend just signed for Everton too. Coincidence?!