Guybrush

That position is going to Jamie Vardy

Howay the plane watch

Love the confidence of starting this thread #teamshay

That Spanish keeper or bust I say. Also, I've don't understand the hype with Guehi, but I suppose that's mainly because I've just seen him score goals for us

I will burn this forum to the ground if we don't sign this keeper I've never seen play football before. Start the thread!

Never in any doubt

I have a free hit, but have not taken this approach...

Rights. Captained Watkins to hopefully give him some bad luck - what else should I be doing? I've still got a work league to win.

All in. Look at all the success we had with the last guy from Rennes. It was marveauless.

I'd much prefer it goes like this

I think we'll win but it'll go like this: Man City will start winning, then Chelsea will start winning, we will still be at nil nil, there will be a forum meltdown, then a winning goal from us at the death.

Bloody hell. Now that is freak behaviour.

Also, I know there's lots to criticise, but cheesy chips are genuinely delicious and I don't care who knows it.

That sounds too unhinged to be true

It's an absolute disgrace that one of these teams will be in the Champions League next year

Here me out, Osula right, Barnes central. Should we experimenting now? No. Would I still like to see it? Yes. Will I stop asking myself questions I can easily answer? Never.

Decent half

Really don't think I can handle the match thread today . We shall see

Hope it's Barnes left and Gordon right. I don't like it when they shift Barnes over to accommodate Gordon. Need Osula on before the 80th minute too.

There are so useless

What about putting Vardy in goal for a season?

Never heard of this goalkeeper, but if we don't sign him, St James Park should be burned to the ground.

Grealish? Absolutely not. I'll have nobody who slanders the name of Miguel Almiron at our club.