Guybrush

If we're taking anyone from Milan, please let it be Martinez, please

I will keeping banging the Lautaro Martinez drum. His style of play seems suited to the Premier League.

Some recency bias but that Tiote goal man. Had so much going for it. Crowd yelling shoooooot like they always do at inexplicable times. Volley from outside the box. Coming back from 4 down. Harpers peoples elbow Never been so happy to get a draw.

Surely safe now, right... right?

Following match threads is worse than any live text or watching the match like

Get in!

I'll just check the score an...Why aye! We got done in.

Done. I'm sure a few would be interested in the findings so feel free to share the dissertation once it's completed.

I'm not saying this to be contrarian, but I've never understood the Pogba hype. Maybe I've just not seen enough of him play? I remember watching him when it was the Juve/Barca CL final and not understanding the hype then too. I don't watch Man U much, so I only see the headlines complaining about his effort and attitude. Headlines are often wrong though, so if he is world class I'd be happy to see him here, provided he fits in with Howe's plans. The fact we're even talking about this is mental considering we had to watch Colback week in week out.

This game is mental.

Comically big bolt cutters

If we're going to get anyone from Inter, surely it has to be Martinez. I will keep banging this drum

Good. And if this means getting rid of other dodgy owners in the future (including our own) then that's good too. If they can't sell away tickets, does that mean there will be no Chelsea away fans for the rest of the season?

If we're talking unrealistic transfer targets for this summer, let's pay over the odds for Martinez. No doubt he could handle the league and he's just so tenacious.

Great to see. He's more than earned a place in the squad.

Inter's Martinez please.

I've never seen bench options before. This is great.

Time for Mike Ashley to right those wrongs and buy Chelsea.

Also great to hear the commentary say that every player looks like a new man under Howe. It's as close to an acknowledgement as we're going to get that the last manager was no good.

New transfer strategy: Exclusively sign players called 'Joe'

Speaking of midfield, what am I supposed to see in Rice? Commentary going on about him being the complete midfielder and I didn't see any of that.

So good defensively. Buy this man!

What an end. I'll take a point. Brilliant from us. Night and day between Bruce and Howe.

That linesman looks straight out of 6th form.

Dan Burn fast becoming my favourite player.