Lazarus

I wonder if Mitchell tried owt when Eddie was in hospital and that was the final straw?? Also, the sporting director role seems to have a lot of overlap with the managers role. Hopefully the next person in has a very well defined job description.

Ben Arfa Mark II

Think we should put together a dossier on Longstaff and send it to all the Serie A teams.

Ready for next year?

Donnarumma has a year left on his contract i think - id have sandro have a cheeky word with him.

This is gonna be a fiesty game isnt it. Hopefully they spit their dummies out and crumble under an onslaught of Juice.

Whats the head slapping about in the gym?

As long as its not like the one Lewis Hall drew and more like the Tonali one - Im cool with it.

Where was the session held - in ward 48 day room?

They need a really experienced manager to compete in the PL. Someone with 1000 games would be a great choice...

Malingering git.

Also known as Sandroville.

In addition to the above - didnt him and the players argue for ages about bonus payments? Absolutely laughable post

Any update on Eddie? Has he been released or is he still in hospital?

Thought he was excellent against Manure. Did a huge amount of unrecognised donkey work in midfield - he absolutely cant be bullied.

Ugarte is a good player tbf - him and joelinton were at each other all game. Nobody has been has been able to bully big joe yet. Dont know why teams try.

My ITK source says hes suffered from a debilitating case of PGAD since the cup final.

As mentioned a few pages ago - hes mentioned he spent 'a day at the dentist' in the presser for the Leicester game - see 1st 25 seconds ish. So maybe an infection or reaction to some meds? Either that or Tindall talked him into getting some turkey teeth and its not gone to plan

Noooooooooo - plays for Benfica

Wasnt there another keeper who did well at the Euros, along with Marmaduke? Trubin i think he was called? If Trafford isnt coming he would be on my shopping list

There were times when it was shit and times when it was great. Used to be a bloke called Angus who would ring up with a really crap joke every week.

0 - 7 Tonali to score 2 including one from the dressing room.

Didnt Jones end up on the touchline shouting instructions at the players for a few games - and Bruce took the huff and told him to stay in his seat?