Lazarus

Obviously not official but this looks mint - https://www.berrrynova.com/products/newcastle-fiction-style-unisex-t-shirt-sweatshirt?sku=18067433906098751904253380

Looking at their forum a minority are turning on Bruce but the majority are saying its not Bruces fault due to the owners.

Mo Salah and Micah Richards played together for which team?

May as well start a thread

Oh you mean CASH injections? I thought you meant.......something else.

Perfect - get him signed

Whats up with the thread title? - mods are normally shit hot on changing a thread title back pretty quickly. Been like this for months

No idea - but the pic of him sitting on the bench looks slightly suss to me https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/toon-in-training-getting-to-work-in-riyadh

Has he had a hair transplant?

All gibberish apart from Longstaff asking Joelinton if hes farted

Ive just learned what the R tattoo is that Eddie has on his wrist. Only took me 3 years

Geordie lads: How do you draw a seahorse? Sandro: Hold my betting slip

I think somewhere in the 90's would be a reasonable fee for him - if we can get more then great. But who would replace him? Got to be someone who will fit in with our team and tactics. Not that I want him to go - hes an amazing player. And he'll score even more with proper service from the right wing position.

Kelly Cates

Has anyone seen this comedian doing the football commentary on old games - some of these are brilliant

That interception - he was miles away

Id always end up 5 or 6 i would never get, year after year. Used to have a massive pile of doublers to swap and still never completed it. Really annoying Had a mate who completed it every season but only cos his mam worked in the local corner shop.

Heard a rumour last night that Fergie was giving tactical instructions to the players when they met up away from training. One of the players grassed him up and Sir Jim went apeshit.

Im OK with this - just imagine the LOLZ if we get drawn away to Poland.

Dont forget Frank Lampard

Stopped reading when he mentioned 'the forces of woke'.