Lazarus

Q and A with Raisbeck - Just put it in the net! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united

Gonna have to move those ferries rivet by rivet in order to expand.

Didnt Tonali always say he thought of himself as more of a Gattuso than a Pirlo? Thats not to say that parts of his game arnt very Pirlo like

Hamburner Halongy and fries

Depends on how severe it is - maybe hes just had an outbreak on his face. If its severe - some or all of his body may be a weeping infected mass of pus and blood resembling a burns victim.

Shame Fraser isnt here anymore

Like watching someone playing Daley Thompsons Decathlon game back in the day

Amazing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cd05385k722o

Ive got a chubby already and he hasnt even kicked a ball yet

This ref is the dude from key and peele isnt he?

Another one to add to the list of bizarre injuries... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cwywj70wjq2o

Dat 1st post https://avftt.co.uk/index.php?threads/could-fletcher-be-our-joelinton.56050/

Italy play France on Friday - might have to watch it.

I have that haircut, that beard, and those clothes. But I can confirm Im still on tyneside. Forum exclusive.

Ive missed the posting of batshit formations

With the money saved on Guehi - think of all the keepers we can sign

Hes the new Pepe isnt he?

Has Schar been confirmed as suspended for this?

Hes not living up to his name is he?

If we dont sign anyone think of how much we'll be able to spunk next summer!

Like who? Theres very few players with his presence in the middle. Basically a one man cheat code.