Lazarus

That comment underneath

Some gratuitous chest hair shots there

Amazing

Let me guess - @Mike has been at the thread titles again?

Ive made a few posts about how weird it must be being a pro footballer and suddenly having to up-sticks. Must be even weirder for wives and girlfriends.

Botmans got a lush one in Jesmond.

Is that what teeth grinding looks like?

Isnt he like, 36?

That reminds me - Ive got a load of clothes that need washing.

8/10 https://www.instagram.com/juliette_pastore/

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129173867#/?channel=RES_BUY

Cant wait for him to get here - What a saddo Ive become

If maxi did go Id want £60m minimum but he'd have to be immediately replaced.

Anyone know if he speaks English?

Its a great voice tbh. Would be great doing Metro annoucements - 'We are now approaching motherfucking Percy Main...............yeah'.

I wish I was deaf.

Tyler sounds vaguely...............American. Say it aint so

Woohoo amazing. Never thought hed leave Milan nevermind sign for the toon.

Thats what I was gonna say - but with more sarcasm.

Best 90 minutes of your life

FFS wheres my Sandro content? Someone post some Aniston - that usually ensures a good result.

Christ is this how desparate we are for news?

Anyone doing a stadium tour tomorrow?

200 pages FFS - lock the thread.