Lazarus

Cherki looks unreal but i dont think hes a howe player.

Pope is the spit of his dad

Osula going blonde reminds me of when Thauvin copied Mbemba by wearing a tuxedo on game day

Wonder if hes lost any of his pace?

Ambulance in the background. Worrying.

I like longstaff but can we sell him to a Saudi club for £80m? Pretty please

Hehehehehe

Amazing news

Do see why not - put together a michael owen style brouchure and see if you get any bites.

Obviously not official but this looks mint - https://www.berrrynova.com/products/newcastle-fiction-style-unisex-t-shirt-sweatshirt?sku=18067433906098751904253380

Looking at their forum a minority are turning on Bruce but the majority are saying its not Bruces fault due to the owners.

Mo Salah and Micah Richards played together for which team?

May as well start a thread

Oh you mean CASH injections? I thought you meant.......something else.

Perfect - get him signed

Whats up with the thread title? - mods are normally shit hot on changing a thread title back pretty quickly. Been like this for months

No idea - but the pic of him sitting on the bench looks slightly suss to me https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/toon-in-training-getting-to-work-in-riyadh

Has he had a hair transplant?

All gibberish apart from Longstaff asking Joelinton if hes farted

Ive just learned what the R tattoo is that Eddie has on his wrist. Only took me 3 years

Geordie lads: How do you draw a seahorse? Sandro: Hold my betting slip

I think somewhere in the 90's would be a reasonable fee for him - if we can get more then great. But who would replace him? Got to be someone who will fit in with our team and tactics. Not that I want him to go - hes an amazing player. And he'll score even more with proper service from the right wing position.