Lazarus

I get the feeling this could be become the soap opera of the summer with both parties getting increasingly bitter. All because Shetland Danny couldnt immediately join them.

Another game at 8AM on Friday.

Ashby has been to Tindalls dentist

Think its 10:45 AM Also - why is this in the preseason thread?

Ive watched vids on youtube of this Marmaduke and while he looks good I dont think hes all that. But like any signing, the question is what can Howe and his team do with him?

Nah - no way is he better technically than Longstaff. Or Silkstaff as Ive been calling him.

Have I been living under a rock or is it completely out of the blue?

Love a bit of Flash but Id be open to him leaving if it meant we could replace with that Verasheila lad at Napoli

Isnt that cos Bruce is no longer managing?

Just been reading that Sir Jim Batshit wants to bring Ole back. He hasnt got a scooby

While its always sexy to spunk a load of money on a galactico signing, I reckon some are forgetting that we need to improve the overall quality of the 25 man squad, not just the 1st 11. Have we all forgotten the state of our bench options this season?

Its traditional.

And then Jimbos telly.

Hes got a picture of himself on his arm? I hope he goes full steve-o with a MASSIVE tatt of his gurning face on his back.

Pretty sure Ten Hah said that Manure were the most exciting team to watch last week. Now there all being flogged?

How many keepers on the bench?

It looks like CAS could get involved if both parties agree to arbitration but it would take 6-12 months to finalise from what Ive been reading. I'm not sure Manure would want to wait that long though.

Isak and Longstaff at the end

Got to have something special planned - hes waited long enough. Maybe give the ref a wedgie?

Just seen that - they have a 66 page thread on him in their transfer rumours board

He has. Its called 'Big Joe'.