Lazarus

Good game so far but now its all gone pear shaped - game halted so a fan can be removed from the stadium. Fan not identified yet so a bit bizarre.

And when that didnt work - he'd sub off the midfield and bring on all the forwards on the bench.

Its fucking hilarious in parts. Jordan has just been talking about the abuse he received and being called a dinosaur and Bruce respoded saying that dinosaurs ruled the world for 300 thousand years.

Painful watching that interview.

Get in Murphy lad!!!! My head says we should start with a bit of caution, feel out the opposition, pick our moments to attack keeping our shape and staying tight at the back. My heart says fuck it, start like weve been blasted out of a cannon and unleash the wolf pack.

I take it Tindall will be back in the technical box with Eddie again?

As if were playing AC FUCKING MILAN

Hes getting a new firmware update so he needs to be shutdown and then rebooted.

FACT!

Ben Arfa

Please tell me Im not the only one thinking of a titty blowjob.....

Sounds a bit like Walney Island off Barrow in furness. Me and 2 other geordies went into this pub and everyone looks over and it was like a family portrait, i think they were all related.

Be laughs if his first signing is Maguire

It costs an arm and a leg there.

Hope he recovers - its basically a stroke isnt it?

Hes under rated if anything - gets through an enormous amount of work in a shift. His touch map probably looks like its glitched out for games he plays 90 minutes in.

Hes had the injury for a year but its minor...Its a minor injury but its plagued him...Its a minor injury but can only play with injections...Hes had the injury for a year but Manure detected it.... Who writes this shit?

Finally watched the last 2 episodes of this. Does Darren Eales have hearing aids. It looks like hes got some sort of gadget behind his ears??

Been wondering when it was safe to come back into the football forum - looks like about now. Howe will sort it - I have zero doubt. I think that Tonali will ultimately become the deeper midfielder with Bruno and Willock playing ahead of him as as those 2 have the footballing intelligence to take advantage of Tonali's passing and movement, especially those one touch 90 degree passes through the lines that Tonali loves to play.

Gonna call him Mitch from now on

Didnt realize Luton were still rocking corrugated iron roofs on their stands

Weve got form for rehabilitating dodgy keepers

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/match/70432--leverkusen-vs-newcastle/