Lazarus

Thats absolutely outrageous from Veiga

Messi Adam P would be frothing at the gash at the thought of stalking him.

We should have an 'alternative highlights of the season' vote thread' eg: Wor flags Lascelles getting booked on the touchline Wilsons loose tooth Miggys goal celebration face Any more?

Theres me thinking it was gonna be around the pitch. Doh!

You what?

Move Leazes Terrace?

Shola

Im hoping for Rice/Ugarte and Dom Slobby as a minimum.

That still means Bruno will be playing deep a lot of the time. We need more of a DM to get him further up the pitch

When Big Joe was Little Joe

Gnope

Great news. When do Brazil next play? - gonna have to watch them.

Kelvin Lomax? - looks fuck all like him

Even now when i watch THAT Cisse goal i think its going wide

I thought Billy did well. Had a good shot on goal too. Its also interesting that hes another player new (ish) to the team who was knackered around the 60 minute mark. Howes required fitness levels are insane. Gonna be fun to see our summer signings adapt

Really hope hes looking after himself properly. By the look of wrinkles on his top lip hes a 60 a day smoker. We need him fit and healthy for the next 10 years

Went for Big Joe. Seems weird having a few players who could actually win it but Sir Joe of Sambashire wins it for me.

Slobby

Rice is outrageously good positionally. Hes ALWAYS in space and available for a pass.

Who was it had the dream about the pitch being a foot under water and ducks were paddling about interfering with the play?

Misses a pen then wipes a snot on the grass