D. Yimentov

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It's a fair comparison. Both were great at being in the right place in the box; both could go 45 minutes without touching the ball. Perhaps for different reasons though. Kev was a fat slow plodder. Gini had the heart of a mouse. Maybe players with the heart of a mouse are just misunderstood around these parts. I suppose it's possible I could've misread all that sulking and standing around with his finger up his arse. Yes you can clearly see with more depth than Jurgen Klopp who still hasn't cottoned on yet to the pansy soft s****. That would've been a sharp reply if I were accusing him of being soft. The fact is, the bloke couldn't be arsed 5 games out of 6. He didn't give a tupenny fart about Newcastle.

But the barins like the Donnay ones Mike's not gonna stop me from wearing official club merchandise My neck likes to get away from the missus

We bought him to get the punters back through the turnstiles and forget about Rafa. He's been a magnificent signing.

It's a fair comparison. Both were great at being in the right place in the box; both could go 45 minutes without touching the ball. Perhaps for different reasons though. Kev was a fat slow plodder. Gini had the heart of a mouse. Maybe players with the heart of a mouse are just misunderstood around these parts. I suppose it's possible I could've misread all that sulking and standing around with his finger up his arse.

It's a fair comparison. Both were great at being in the right place in the box; both could go 45 minutes without touching the ball. Perhaps for different reasons though. Kev was a fat slow plodder. Gini had the heart of a mouse. I remember thinking similar about Nolan in our first relegation season funnily enough. I remember one cowardly challenge that f***ed Anichebe up against Everton in particularly. Didn’t realise Anichebe actually sued Newcastle for loss of earnings. Aye, wouldn't want Kevin Nolan jumping on your leg. He had bigger tits than Coleen Nolan at one point.

Can you imagine how he'd react if 80% of the fanbase didn't lick his hoop.

It's a fair comparison. Both were great at being in the right place in the box; both could go 45 minutes without touching the ball. Perhaps for different reasons though. Kev was a fat slow plodder. Gini had the heart of a mouse.

Needless to say he had the last laugh.

what system is he suited to? Some sort of money laundering one probably. Yep. I can't believe people think that he was scouted or bought to play in a system. This transfer is up there with Boumsong and that Nacho bloke for it dodginess.

This is the worst part about it. It's easy to get shot of him.

While I was playing for the school team, in year 9 or something, the PE teacher made us listen to Boyzone's No Matter in order to put us in the right frame of mind for an upcoming game. No matter what they tell us No matter what they do No matter what they teach us What we believe is true Inspirational stuff for a group of 14 year old lads to hear. Thinking of this moment today reminded me of when Howard Wilkinson showed the mackem players a video of some geese flying in a V formation to teach them how to hold their shape. Does anyone else have any stories of horrendous motivational management in football?

Since I got slated I figured what’s the point? Sod them. Those losers thought duck tape was called duct tape. You're not going to let duct tape wankers put you off, are you? Quack on with part two, son.

His gait reminds me of Geremi. Looks like he needs a bit WD-40 round his knees and elbows. Canny feet mind.

Hurry up Stiffles! I bet Milton didn't take this long to type up the second bit of Paradise Lost.

"Who's this ginger kid?" - Steve Bruce

Easiest game we've had this season. Now all those plastic Reds you went to school with have to pretend they still like them.

He looks guff. Maybe it's time to start kissing the badge and telling Lee ryder he used to sleep in a Kestbaia shirt.

He was probably our best player today and had their defence shitting themselves most of the game. He was excellent. Nobody was excellent today. The whole game was fucking dire.

He's a sub. He doesn't have the brain or composure to look good across 90 minutes. Bring him on when everyone's knackered and let him go mental.

I smelt it coming. Delighted for the Staffs but I hope everyone who funded Mike Ashley today hits their knees on the corner of the bed tonight. Cnuts.

It doesn't feel as a bad this time though because we're actively trying to be shite. Shepherd thought Souness would deliver the league.

Alan, Sam or Harry.

I don't really subscribe to this "dinosaur" and "out-dated methods" stuff. There are just good managers and shite managers. Robson and Ferguson could manage forever without changing it up. Most of your merry-go-round managers aren't just that bright in my opinion. You just have to listen to Souness or or Allardyce or Moyes to know they're a bit thick. They also look embarrassed to be themselves a lot of the time.

I can see us sneaking a one-niller like Tottenham Away. That'd be Steve cushy until January.