Kid Icarus

I fucking hate how all-consuming these things become for me and I basically can't live my life properly like, it's pathetic. Just remembered something that I think has brought we to the conclusion that, yes, they are stupid enough to sell him to Liverpool despite the repercussions and the fact they've signed our #1 replacement - that we offered them Gordon last year.

I'm at the point of not caring tbh. I'm starting to wish the season away before it's even started.

If we're not then what we're working on who fucking knows. I don't think any of the Newcastle journos have reported on Sesko have they?

I'd 100% release Sanusi for that like, but then I'm a supporter so...

It's better you stay in the position you're in right now, don't find out.

And surely selling Isak would have been more likely to be granted by us if we'd been given a free run at Ekitike. The way this Isak to Liverpool move is being talked about like a formality even after that happened and we've said he's not for sale is bizarre like.

Look at the likes. My screenshot so definitely legit.

Nah I just mean Salah has done a lot of what Isak's currently doing while he's been at Liverpool. Not exactly the same but similar

Hmmmmmmm

It's also following an official "no" Clear attempt to unsettle and try and force a transfer using completely backwards logic.

The whole concept that he's already theirs and it's the right thing for us to do to just let a player with 3 years on his contract go is genuinely insane. What's more insane is that I'm really, really worried that we'll do it.

I'm sure Spurs fan know plenty about this because of Kane, but I've truly never witnessed such a clearly planned storm around a player in my life, it's unbelievable.

Schrodinger's serious outfit

Exactly. Gans on like he's Seymour Hersh.

This is why we need filtering on here. That came from a parody account

"Brinkmanship" in that situation I'd imagine.

Would be a travesty if we sold Isak and also didn't sign Messi tbh.

Yes! What a travesty!

Would be a travesty if England got anything in this tbh

So then you know what we should do.

Yeah. I'm basically a hardliner on that and a softliner on everything else. Would accept £120m for any club abroad, wouldn't accept any offer that's realistic from Liverpool or any PL club.

Us sniffing around Sesko probably tells you all you need to know about our intentions. Whether it happens or not it certainly appears that we're doing the work to try and facilitate it. Tried to shy away from using such a cringy word, but we have some extreme cuck energy coming out of the club at the moment

If our fans forgave Loic Remy they'll forgive Alexander Isak like. It would be inevitable.

I'm not certain, but I would be astonished for a few reasons. Partly because of the pessimism I'm feeling after what's been a terrible transfer window, partly because of the club's strategy that's a large part of what's made me pessimistic, and also partly because of the player - much too well known as potentially the next big thing, multiple reports of talks and links with other big clubs that went nowhere, too much noise, already talked about for too long, other clubs sniffing about. By comparison, when we got Isak everyone knew about it when the deal was already signed, sealed, and delivered, giving no one a chance to get in there.

Absolutely no reason why that should be the case. Our budget exists and is substantial without selling Isak.