Kid Icarus

Still really surprised we haven't gone for Muniz tbh

What are we gonna do man? How on earth did we get here.

This was as clear as day the moment Man United met the asking price for Mbeumo. I'm honestly astonished at how seemingly born yesterday our recruitment members are acting.

A couple of local journos off the record. To someone I know, who told me. "Chaos behind the scenes", "Howe is raging"

I think we're already past the point of Howe being fed up with this shit tbh, just based on what a couple of local journos have said off the record.

Honestly it's mostly group/writing therapy for me like. Appreciate it can be an absolute bummer to have to read all the time but this window has been such a disaster that I just need to get some catharsis out there while we hopefully sign our next player. Yes, I definitely take it too seriously.

That bloke isn't remotely reliable. It's why his reports on our interest weren't worth paying attention to in the first place

The James Trafford specials - how do you possibly fuck that up.

I'm going with a safe and easy 'no one'

I fucking hate how all-consuming these things become for me and I basically can't live my life properly like, it's pathetic. Just remembered something that I think has brought we to the conclusion that, yes, they are stupid enough to sell him to Liverpool despite the repercussions and the fact they've signed our #1 replacement - that we offered them Gordon last year.

I'm at the point of not caring tbh. I'm starting to wish the season away before it's even started.

If we're not then what we're working on who fucking knows. I don't think any of the Newcastle journos have reported on Sesko have they?

I'd 100% release Sanusi for that like, but then I'm a supporter so...

It's better you stay in the position you're in right now, don't find out.

And surely selling Isak would have been more likely to be granted by us if we'd been given a free run at Ekitike. The way this Isak to Liverpool move is being talked about like a formality even after that happened and we've said he's not for sale is bizarre like.

Look at the likes. My screenshot so definitely legit.

Nah I just mean Salah has done a lot of what Isak's currently doing while he's been at Liverpool. Not exactly the same but similar

Hmmmmmmm

It's also following an official "no" Clear attempt to unsettle and try and force a transfer using completely backwards logic.

The whole concept that he's already theirs and it's the right thing for us to do to just let a player with 3 years on his contract go is genuinely insane. What's more insane is that I'm really, really worried that we'll do it.

I'm sure Spurs fan know plenty about this because of Kane, but I've truly never witnessed such a clearly planned storm around a player in my life, it's unbelievable.

Schrodinger's serious outfit

Exactly. Gans on like he's Seymour Hersh.

This is why we need filtering on here. That came from a parody account

"Brinkmanship" in that situation I'd imagine.