Kid Icarus

Howeh nowt

How do you not recognise that as Sam Fender? It feels a bit sellout-ish to me tbh.

He's going to be absolutely fucking knackered by the end of the season like

No one else think Phillips (who I also thought was poor tbh) maybe should have got a red for his tackle on Murphy? Seemed high and studs showing to me at the time

Oh fuck off

That result hasn't really sunk in yet like. Basically at 95 minutes and 45 seconds I was like fucking hell we might win this

Fair play, that's a couple of times he's performed well against Man City now.

Wew, he's canny good like Had heard he's great going forward, but defensively that was fantastic.

Pope: 7 Livramento: 10 Lascelles: 8 Dummett: 8 Targett: 8.5 Tonali: 6 Miley: 6 Bruno: 8 Joelinton: 7 Murphy: 6.5 Isak: 8 Hall: 6 Gordon: 8 Probably some generous ratings there for the 1st half lads, but meh.

Wew

Read from page 220 if you fancy a laugh, etc.

Not great, but it did get better. Not sure what's going on with our attempts at pressing and tackling, but I've seen more aggressive faith healing.

That's not what's funny, it's the calling him shit, a flop, 7th choice etc. Nothing to do with it being an issue either, it's just funny how reactionary a lot of it was.

I doubt it's everyone like there'll be some posters or a poster who I reckon would rather be right. Even then none of it makes it any less funny like.

But seriously, do read from page 191 if you want a good laugh.

Hei, when will they learn eh

My dad probably - "your telly needs fine tuning hahahahahahaha"

Stuff like the Rodri red card writes itself as well. I can hear it now: "what was he thinking?", "he was brilliantup until thatpoint" "Gibbs-White made a meal of it but you can't do that, not in the modern game" "by the letter of the law...", "he'll miss Arsenal, how do you think that'll affect things?" Then loads about how Man City have so much strength in depth that they'll be unaffected and it'll give Phillips a chance.

Only 5 minutes in to this but it seems like a fair analysis so far. Him being relieved when Barnes went off only for Anthony 'prime Messi' Gordon to rinse them is a highlight

The problem with these things is that as soon as you start picking up on how posters are distracted by negatives and not just enjoying what it means to be a supporter, you can end up taking it too far and then you yourself become someone who gets distracted by how posters are being negative and not just enjoying what it means to be a supporter. if you're not careful you'll become one of them yourself basically.

Was very surprised to see that Wilson's goals per minute ratio is better than Ferdinand's like. I know Wilson's massively boosted his recently, but I thought the Bruce years and Ferdinand's brilliant form for us would have kept him clear.

Are you all in on the same joke?

At the risk of walking straight into a TBG joke, it's obviously Sam Fender

These things can't help but bring out the habitual lister in me 1. Schar 2. Woodgate 3. Albert 4. Botman 5. Coloccini Something like that