Kid Icarus

Not quite there yet, but the argument can be made on his availability alone. Schar on the other hand is already there for me as the best CB I've seen at the club. Not only that he's probably the most criminally underrated player I can think of both inside and outside of our fanbase.

I didn't think it should be but I did think it would be for the ball hitting his hand. Forgot that the whole 'doesn’t matter if it was accidental, it's handball' only applies to the goalscorer.

He's a good pundit as well

I think you're seeing things tbh. I think it's been fairly restrained considering the scoreline. Nothing wrong with getting carried away though, it's one of the best things about being a fan

Nketiah could have easily snapped your 'keepers leg like, he was lucky and it was probably an orange for me.

Regret it in the morning I say. Tonight it's an 8-0 love affair

Not a chance, it's a clumsy yellow and you have skin in the game. I hate Chelsea and can't make the case for it being a red.

I can't stand Chelsea but that red card is a joke like

Fucking GOOD afaic.

I prefer to think of it as shooting from the hip

He's certainly to my mind the 4th best striker in my lifetime

I don't want anybody else, When I think about Howe I touch myself

Ooh look at me, imagining all the people

I just look at this and see 1-5 PR teams commenting to each other. Hard to know who the real posters are.

He absolutely loves EIEIEIO. Can't disagree either, it sounds the best and is the most fun to sing I reckon.

Could easily be a catalogue photo with those two devilishly handsome bustards.

Possibly aye. It's maybe a bit lazy, but he really does remind me of Bellamy. Even if he got to that level (his Liverpool/Man City level) we're laughing.

Most other weeks he'd be getting more plaudits. That was the best I've ever seen from him.

I still can't visualise his final form. Does that make sense? He's playing really well but a lot of it is pace, positioning and doing the basics very well. Not at all a criticism, I'm just trying to work out what his next step is and what it looks like.

Played my wildcard and got 81 points. At one point I had Trippier, Burn, Botman, Boden, Solanke but went with Botman, Saliba, Estupinian, Diaby, Joao Pedro, so could have gone wild. A mixed bag, but done well in my mini league.

The simplicity of that Miggy goal man

Looked like the Longstaff of last season there. They were terrible like, but certainly a good sign.

Excellent usage

Long overdue and very well deserved.