Kid Icarus

Wonder if he's also still adamant that we have a £50m budget.

Yet again Viktoria Plzen more or less getting a by to the second round. Corrupt as fuck.

Just had a listen and his opening gambit is ridiculous like. "If he went from one La Liga club to another, he'd go for £15m" but he wouldn't, because he's Alexander Isak, one of the most well-known up and coming strikers in world football The rest is just odd, he basically just describes what he isn't rather than who he is and what's good about who he is.

Is that on today's ramble or on the continent?

Lads I think we might actually be signing Alexander Isak

A true low point for the club when we signed him to replace Cabaye and he took the number previously worn by Ginola, N'Zogbia, Remy, and Perchinho.

This is a stupid move that I don't really feel benefits anyone tbh. Not us or Man United, and it's only really benefitting Dubravka because he'll get to play a few european matches.

OOooooitsthebestnumbaaah

Krul was past his best before we'd even sold him like.

I missed that first time, so it wasn't until he mentioned how he 'offers a shit ton more than just goals' 2 minutes later that he got me.

Him casually swearing out of the blue proper got me like.

He's a glass hammer, it's a proper shame for everyone.

Everything I've seen from Joao Pedro, from watching one match, his highlights, and reading tons of Watford fans comments, he's not a CF and doesn't really play there. Transfermarket says otherwise, but it must be wrong.

I've got the flight track open so I'll keep an eye out

What time's he due in? I'll take a photo when I see him fly over Wideopen.

Craig Burley's like that pretty much all the time.

Were they both against Brentford like?

I wonder if he's spoken with Merino about coming here.

I honestly think he's shite

I wouldn't be against bringing Foster in just for this season tbh.

Yeah, Dubravka is significantly better. Getting Pope was a 2 for 1 in that it also meant massively improving our number 2 keeper with Dubravka. Without that, Pope is an upgrade on Dubravka, but if Darlow's still our number 2 it's not as big an upgrade overall.

What on earth is going on in this thread? Has there been a carbon monoxide leak?

If it really is 3 weeks that's nbd