Kid Icarus

That Nevitt's a little cunt

No surprise at all by how shocking Murphy's been, but Longstaff has been almost as bad, which is some achievement.

I'm not gonna say no, but I don't see the hype with Gallagher all that much like. He'd be bottom of the list of possibilities for me.

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Chrome has built in translation if you just go on their forum. Haven't looked yet myself

It's a fair fee for the hype if the next tier down is the likes of Ekitike for £30m and the next tier up is Haaland who without the release clause would have been £100m+

Hopefully Dubravka is ill. Not because it means we're not selling him, just coz I'm nasty.

Neither was Chris Wood and look at the joy he brought to our lives

There are only two types of Newcastle player in the mangled minds of the mackems. Either: 1. Shite/overpriced or: 2. Too good for us, so he'll be off to another club in no time The speed with which they jump from 1 to 2 is always the funniest.

I dunno why we're being a proper cocktease about it. Proper standing at the side of the dance floor thinking we're James Bond when we could just swoop in.

I was alright with it when I thought Man City were after him.

I can't get over the legs that our team is looking like having here like. Joelinton, Willock, ASM, Isak, Joao Pedro are all rangey or fast dribblers. Love it.

Pope as well. A completely brand new spine of the team at the highest level we could have probably hoped for.

Him going to West Ham would be fucking awful like

Finally some self awareness.

Seriously though, if we have a team that includes Isak, ASM, and Joao Pedro, we'll be dribbliest team in the league, hands down.

I'm so invested in Joao Pedro now that I hope we're still getting him.

12ft.io is what you need

Just fuck off man

It's mad how Froggy will defend to the hilt the spending of a regime he also apparently hates Anyway, fuck off forever Froggy, this is amazing

He's just sent this

You have to think that this is the club realising Wilson will definitely get injured. Possibly puts a pin in the deal for Joao Pedro like.

There's already a Welcome to Newcastle video up

When the takeover went through, me and my best mate talked about our ultimate but realistic transfer. Mine was Chiesa, his was Isak. He's going to injure himself if this goes through.

Jesus Christ, unreal if true