Kid Icarus

With Bramble you always knew it was going to happen and even without the clangers he wasn't particularly good. He had an outstanding, laser-guided long ball on him though. Absolutely no idea why he's being mentioned in this thread after yet another very good performance from Dan Burn mind.

Hang in there lads, events will occur

It's not an exact science obviously, but fans often do that. Watford fans think they're getting mugged and should be getting 40 to 50m for João Pedro, Burnley fans did with Pope too. It's weird how it goes, I think of how cheaply we sold Given, but then how much we cashed in on Perez.

I'm convinced some people just can't let themselves enjoy anything like. Ooooh no Real Madrid like Bruno. But what if Howe wants the England job!? Proper going on like Aunt Josephine from A Series of Unfortunate Events. Just enjoy the ride man! These are the good times.

It's the FPL mindset to count him winning the free kick as an assist basically

Meh he's not taking himself seriously so neither will I

You're a dweeb Yorkie, it's a good thing. He's been a long-time Joelinton lover as well.

The 'mistake' in that Chelsea match was also during undoubtedly his best performance for us where he put in a perfect performance. It took an incredible ball, great first touch and finish for them to score.

What I love about it is that Ederson was on that side He took a slight step to his left, but even if he hadn't he was getting nowhere near that. About as close to perfection as it gets.

He's played on the right plenty as well.

£35m for Harrison is looking more than fair enough now

He's been class in all of their games so far this season tbh.

Baptism of fire for him this week and last. He's handled it very well imo, the best defenders in the world are shit scared of Haaland, so it's no reflection on Botman that he struggled in some moments. The pace of the game will have been a good learning experience for him. Thought he was excellent whenever the ball was played into Haaland to hold up.

Imagine being shown that photo this time last year

Everton went on to win that match as well

For posterity: Pope: 10 Trippier: 8 Schar: 8 Botman: 7 Burn: 7 Joelinton: 8 Bruno: 7.5 Willock: 7 Almiron: 8 Wilson: 8 ASM: 10

Absolutely class. The players being disappointed we didn't win says it all.

Hasn't gone yet though so fingers crossed.

If Sarr goes, it does feel a bit less likely. Maybe that's why we're pushing now rather than let them sit on the previous offer.

All the hallmarks of a Newcastle bid tbf

Gabriel Jesus Christ

Nah, not saying you should be happy, but it is really funny that you all think you're hard done by.

And no need for you to strawman something I haven't and wouldn't say

As if that wasn't what I was referring to Even then you're what? Only just in 2nd place behind Chelsea in gross spend?

In the last decade you've spent more than any other club in the world on players.