Kid Icarus

Wouldn't put it past Leeds to pull off some chaos

Something really clicked with me this season about the credit 'survival specialists' have got over the years. Lampard will be lauded for getting them out of a situation they weren't in beforehand, Eddie Howe spent most of his time at Bournemouth and here this season being so good at surviving that he's not even considered as part of the conversation.

I'll be very surprised if he's still there at this point next season.

Meh fuck it, I bet that was immensely enjoyable for the Everton fans and those moments are what football's all about at the end of the day.

Fucking hell, is there a player we were linked with that we should at all regret not getting?

Decided to immediately switch from Lampard's a Tory cunt to it's what my Grandad would have wanted and be happy that they're staying up. Can't lose.

Living proof that there's no buyable cure

Hideous lack of conviction from Palace

Can we all make a deal that if we get top 10 we won't shit the bed and turn into entitled bitches if we're 'only' top 10 again next season?

Unlike Crystal Palace to not get the result I want

That's so immature and irrelevant and says more about you than it does about DCL. Anyways, here's why all bald men should be put in concentration camps /ManDoon

Shocking lack of respect for Escape to Victory tbh

Could have easily been 3 reds in this

I feel like foul throws are so common now that I can't really tell when one is or not anymore, or if I ever did

Happens to the best of us

Argh, thought that was in

Ah right did ye aye

Football's awful in so many ways these days, but you have to love the absolute chaos, unpredictability, and drama of it all. So far that's stayed relatively sacred

There's a sliding doors timeline where Andre Gomes took his time recovering after having his leg smashed to bits and didn't emerge 6 weeks later with all the conviction of a hangover fart.

That was absolutely hilarious

Gordon's twisted glass jaw is just inviting punches like

Leeds going down is like being told one of the funniest jokes you've ever heard but 20 years later and it's lost its impact. Everton going down would be like when Cartman answers the door to the people who have arses for faces.

Genuinely think he's the worst starting player in the league. Built an entire career almost entirely on blatantly inviting and faking fouls and whinging about it while being a dirty prick himself with more or less no technique. Mad that he wins any free kicks at this point.

Cry for me Frankie