Kid Icarus

Is that supposed to be proving that it's high?

Chelsea 2 v 0 Fulham Everton 0 v 2 Arsenal Villa 2 v 1 Leicester Brentford 2 v 0 Southampton Brighton 3 v 0 Bournemouth Man United 3 v 0 Palace (double) Wolves 1 v 1 Liverpool Newcastle 1 v 0 West Ham Forest 1 v 1 Leeds Spurs 2 v 2 Man City Man United 2 v 0 Leeds

Yeah I think it'll be tight, as poor as they've been, they generally still only lose by the odd goal. They've had loads of 1-0 away losses, so that's my prediction.

I've seen worse performances like. I don't like Tierney and he was his usual petty self and he (and VAR) got the Wilson shout completely wrong, but overall it wasn't as terrible as we've had in other matches this season.

I can honestly say that if I had a time machine I'd spend most of my time going back and showing people things like this "and that's only halfway through the season!"

My third, but you missed nothing from the other two. Shearer hitting the post vs Arsenal, that's it.

* first child is born * Some pure misery on N-O: "OVERRATED!!"

The DJ needs to be stopped like. Playing fucking Doris Day at full time and drowning out the roars. Completely out of touch.

Yeah but there are levels and he was immediately and has remained behind Jacob Murphy, which is strange

I thought The Entertainers was going to be on now? Can't see it anywhere

@Miketastic

It's a warning shot imo. We're playing silly buggers letting him go with no replacement

And tonight was a 10.

Prrrrrobably shouldn't be letting this go ahead like

Given has an authenticity and enthusiasm that's irreplaceable like, he's great in these segments

Exactly this

The most revolutionary supposed evolution I've ever witnessed.

Re Bruno's red, it was mad, I went from thinking it was outrageous that it was even a freekick for a perfectly good tackle, then it just escalated every time I watched it to being like aye fair enough that's a free kick/yellow card/red card

Pope: 8 Trippier: 7 Schär: 6.5 Botman: 7 Burn: 7 Bruno: 6 (8 without the red card) Joelinton: 7.5 Longstaff: 10 Willock: 6.5 (7.5 without that daft mistake) Wilson: 6.5 Almiron: 7 ASM: 6.5 Isak: 7 Murphy: 7

Yeeeeeessss!!!! Made it more Newcastle-y than it needed to be, I think it's fair to say the crest of our wave in that match broke with the second goal, but Jesus Christ, think back to a year ago. Unbelievable.

How about we just let people be justifiably nervous as well aye? Fucking hell

You can feel the nerves in the crowd We should have this, just need to calm down a bit at times, we're playing some very good stuff and providing we don't shit ourselves more goals should come.

That's goal of the season for me, the play between Joelinton and Willock was beautiful

I'm absolutely speechless at that goal

I'm so out of touch like, I had no idea Jamie Driscoll was a mayor now Edit: Ah I did I'm just an idiot