Kid Icarus

So much for trying being the limit of our demands eh

Good luck to him. Really thought we might have been onto something with him under Rafa, but never mind, definitely not because of any lack of effort. He's more than good enough to be very effective in the Championship, as we've seen.

Pass

I baptise thee Super Duper Branko Strupar. Had already figured out he's not a woman like, not even Liv Soprano moans that much.

IDGI

Gold on football kits

If we do or if we don't, Beth will be a pure misery regardless

The florescent yellow does that I think. Stands out more than most Spurs home kits I can think of

Lush that

Keep thinking of her as his cunting daughter for some reason. Probably word association because he's a cunt and she's his daughter.

I disagree that Edwards is negative, I'd say he's a blatant contrarian. It just seems that he's negative all the time at the moment because most of what's coming out of the club and the feeling among fans at the moment is positive. It was clear as day that that was the case when there was that big wait for another signing after Chris Wood, there was a fair bit of negativity and he immediately put out a piece with a positive spin on how things were going.

IIRC, the Bournemouth fans that have been on here (who I'd trust the opinion of more than anyone on here) all say that Jordan Ibe is his only out-and-out failure in the transfer market. Even his other buys that didn't work out either worked out eventually (at Bournemouth or elsewhere) or recouped their fee/made a profit.

Bale's a greedy mercenary that we should stay well clear of, I don't care how good he is! What's that? He's possibly taking a gigantic pay cut to go and play for his boyhood club in the championship?...Avoid! He's obviously finished!

Being deliberately shit is definitely the way to go if you want to be a success as a commentator on NUFC affairs like. Tweet and put out YouTube videos, then laugh your way to the bank as the people who can't stand you share your tweets and videos.

Dan Ashwoooorth

Hopefully the enquiry is only so Ashworth can go to Staveley with a "£60m for Diaby is a bargain, Morata's £50m!" argument.

Can see why like, but it's mainly because of the element of the unknown. He's young and raw, learning his game, would be in a new league with increased pressure. If he can jump through those hoops and ASM also doesn't improve then I know what you mean.

So what I originally thought, which is just absolutely crackers. It's not 1 or 2 players, it's the full spine of the team minus Kane that would miss out to players from more or less every tournament in my lifetime. Even then Kane misses out to 96 Shearer and 86/90 Lineker. In 2010 we also started Gerrard, Lampard, Ashley Cole, John Terry, Wayne Rooney, and had Michael Carrick and Jermaine Defoe on the bench. The argument just doesn't make sense, particularly as Saka and Rashford are regular starters too.

Yes

France, Belgium, Italy, Germany, Croatia, Portugal, probably Spain despite having no striker.

I wonder why that might be? Could it be down to the person responsible with turning a set of individuals into a team? As for the rest, definitely not. Whether the England team picked itself or not there are countless players who couldn't get in previous teams or squads who would walk into this team, particularly in goal, central defence, and central midfield. So many strikers that would be just behind Kane in the pecking order or playing alongside him as well.

You honestly can't be serious man. That's absolutely ridiculous

We have a cracking set of right backs, and a truly world class striker. Foden's getting there and Sterling's hit form under Southgate. Beyond that, making a case for the likes of Pickford, Stones, Maguire, Rice, Phillips as being equal or better than their equivalents across the other teams out there is a huge stretch.

Seriously are all of you people claiming we have the best players we've seen in our lifetime on smack? I'm sure you believe it for whatever reason, but unless you're like 12 years old the idea that this set of players are the best in our lifetimes is a proper joke like.