Coffee_Johnny

Go on Young un!!

@Sifu give us a wave. Sifu, sifu give us a wave!

Is that tit-hill in the background?

It’s working whoo-hoo!

Too busy wanking to notice ?

Pre-Match tab avec livener then back in the ranch to swear at technology!

Hope so. (Minority of one)

Looks miserable like. Oh, hang on…

On that thinking neither has Bruno.

Logged on via TV and live feed (NUFCTV) just has whirling circle of doom. Hoping won’t be the case at kick-off. That said, if does crash NUFC.COM have link to watch if in Germany, Austria and Switzerland (German commentary) so presumably those of you with a VPN can just select one of those countries and watch via the link? (Never had one/not sure how it works).

? perhaps his English is that good and he believes an apple a day keeps the dropping away?

☝️ fanboy ?

Nope.

Should we join a queue ?

Not sure about that. Just seems a bit of a general twat to me. Him and Rashford (plus Welbeck and others) played for my son’s old team. Rashford has been much more interested/giving of time than him.

Competition, options, 5 subs and cover.

Seemingly he has got his wish. On the way to Paris for a medical. Hope he’s not driving… . https://www.nufcblog.co.uk/2022/07/15/hugo-ekitike-finally-gets-his-wish-after-rejecting-newcastle-united-the-telegraph/

Admittedly based on not very much at all, I don’t want Lingard. Despite his wealth of experience I just can’t see him being a positive influence, particularly off the field.

Looks like such a beautiful setting. Is their going to be a downpour as predicted? Hope you have a great afternoon/time. Maybe try and yodel the Blaydon Races! ?

I would actually be really happy to sign him. A definite improvement still with room to improve. My preseason wish list (admittedly I had never heard of, or at best knew little about, some of the seemingly more exciting options—after a bit of ‘Wise’ scouting—we’ve since been linked with) was Phillips, Gallagher and Harrison. Didn’t have a favoured striker, until I watched Osimhen (obvs…).

.COM have us linked with Aaron Mooy… ?. He of decent season with Huddersfield 2016-17 ish.

I kinda like that though. Dignified separation from the troops.

Watching the reaction on film after the still, sounded to me as if the photographer (or whoever they are talking to) set it up. The willingness to involve ‘us’ in such pranks/jokiness is just the most wonderful illustration of the current relationship with the fanbase. I love it.

It’s hard to imagine they’ve replaced with the same quality after selling their two best players (potentially three) but perhaps they’ve brought in more players and have improved the overall squad/reduced the gap in quality in their squad. Guess we’ll see.