Dr Jinx

"£10 a tit, and a fiver for his arse" Bakkerway, not today, disco lady

They tried, got the wrong stadium

We’ve been a soft touch at the back for some time, opposing teams feel quite comfortable hassling and getting at our defenders because sooner or later they crack. This guy will not be a pushover, he will need help for sure but he’ll bring a calmness to the back that we haven’t had. Also has excellent distribution.

So we bid 25 million, then 28 probably and then upped it to 30, got him to hand in a transfer request and now his agents are at the club piling on the pressure. Grim Ballbag says it will take 50-60 million for them to sell. We get him for 38. Now if only we could have negotiated with Burnley like that!

Apart from Sa1ty, he got quite upset on a regular basis

There's been a few over the years, ToTT, Toontastic, Skunkers etc

Someone is going to roll the dice on Bissouma, any court cases happening probably won’t happen for another year or so anyway but.. will the new owners want to be associated with that? 50 million could end up cheap if charges get dropped. Being bailed twice suggests there’s something more to it.

What I’m seeing is they will try and sign him in the summer. If we sign other players before then who gives a shit.

Let someone else take that punt on him. We don’t have the luxury at this moment in time.

Yep be nice to get some Rafa chants going but not at the expense of our current manager. Instead of the La Bamba chant, maybe the 2 Unlimited one would keep everyone happy ☺️

It’s not a hate campaign, it started really well for the kid when he arrived first and every one of us were happy to have him as a captain. But the defending Mike Ashley and then just his overall performances over the last few seasons. It’s beyond repair as far as am concerned. As a player he peaked at 22 and as a captain has been like a mute the last 2 years. Makes far too many mistakes in every match he plays now, lots of which have led to goals. Why should we treat him any differently to Ciaran Clark? (Who also did fine while he was on)

70 mins and he was blowing out his arse.. a familiar sight, but credit to him, the last 10 mins he worked his socks off.

Improved as the game went on, I’ll give him that. But that first half was shocking. Desperately need some midfield reinforcements now, hopefully someone can come in who changes the dynamic.

Schär has been very good today

Terrible officiating.

70 mins is all he’s got.

Lascelles getting injured could be a blessing, they’ll just pay the inflated price now

Been lots of speculation as to why the dip in form, was he low on fitness, lack of confidence, playing with an injury etc.. Nope, we have our answer. It’s his fucking attitude. Doesn’t want to be here and signed the deal here for all the wrong reasons. He can get fucked.

Stifled them? What game are you watching? ?

Boils my piss when you see someone lose their man and just jog back.. if we actually had options and a stronger manager, Willock would be hauled off.

Man Utd don’t press. Shelvey has always looked good against them because they don’t hassle him and he can take his time to pick out a pass. I also think there’s a degree of him raising his game against the so called bigger teams

Leeds work ethic and effective pressing, far superior fitness levels, and we have Jonjo Shelvey in the middle who’ll think it’s a good idea to pull shirts when he’s already on a yellow. Thats why it’s 97.5% sure that we’ll lose today. Anything is possible but when you weigh up what we’re up against and what they are up against, it’s very hard to make a case for us. My advice would be to lump on a home win, can get prices as good as 10/11. It will lessen the inevitable rage as 90 mins comes to a close. And then if we do magically do something you won’t mind losing it.

Turning speed yes but he was always fast enough to at least keep up with players. He was either trying hard and just not able to run, or wasn’t trying and didn’t give a fuck if he caught up or not. I’m not sure what is worse to be honest.

Doing our own thing and there being a disconnect with KSA would be a bad thing.. if we go down we need to ensure that they are invested enough to make it work. A successful trip could well add much needed funds for last minute transfers too, it’s a PR exercise but so be it.

Why are they so unfit though? That ball over the top last week when Lascelles seemed to be running in slow motion was the worst thing I’ve seen all season.