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Meh, he was always offside and missed a boatload anyway

Final indignity will be a sale so late that we're too scared to buy anyone just in case

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Appears to have a good head of hair and if he's the same sort of uninspiring appointment that Eddie Howe turned out to be, then who knows

Can't believe nobody is watching Lucy Bronze at the back post on corners coming in from exactly the position she scored from last game

They did it for about ten or fifteen minutes straight early second half with England in the ascendancy and now it's cramp every 90 seconds

These fuckers will keep rolling around for another hour if we keep giving them excuses to fall over like

That's just part of James's game though, whether apparent or actual. We've had plenty of players just the same

Honking defending like, twatful

If only there was some sort of middle ground between the treacherous and incompetent leeches draining the club of everything, and being the richest club in the world unable to spend because the game has closed ranks

Attempting to guarantee success isn't what it's all about though, never was and never will be

I presume I don't speak for many but if they left us having delivered a trophy and got shot of Ashley, I'd be quite happy with what they'd achieved and to go back to just being a regular premier league club playing at SJP and trying to do a Leicester (but without the relegation) like

Long as Mike Ashley keeps away

There was a picture of her yesterday that on first glance read "Mammon", which (for anyone who knows what that implies) is probably not the impression they want to give and they really should have thought harder about imo. I think the media approach at the minute is edgy and unique but also fundamentally pretty honking myself but I do prefer them taking a risk to just doing staid and traditional social media. I mean, it's not Mammon but it's what I read when I saw and that's pretty careless

guarantee if he goes the narrative will slowly shift to he was always offside and he missed a fucking boatload

Classic news just making things up and setting their own agenda in the absence of anything actually happening, we've loved it in politics and social commentary for years and now we have it in football too

They've definitely found a way to get through the traditionally dull close season like. Top level football gets more like WWE every year

Smiling and laughing can also be out of context, of course. He's a masterful media operator and can portray absolutely anything.

Whole club's media approach at the minute is generally absolutely fucking wank imo Good signing though

Yello chant back on then I always thought it sounded like someone saying "chicken tikka" but "Ekitike" will work for me in the future

It was given by the linesman, 20 yards back, who was one of our coaches Honestly though, what a place to play football. Tremendous

VAR controversy at Coldstream. All of the ball, all of the line? This is the furthest in I got it and my camera shoots ten frames a second so it's not going to be too far off the decisive moment. The more I look at it the more dubious it appears NO won't let me upload a proper high res image unfortunately

Yeah it's lovely, and they're playing the Stone Roses as all non league grounds should