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That's a beautiful post like

I keep saying this and nobody believes me but I honestly wish the Super League had happened and all those irredeemable cunts at the Big Clubs had just fucked off, and their "fans" who have never been there that you have to sit next to at work as well, and we were playing Leeds and the mackems and Leicester every week in a genuine sporting competition

It's WWE. Your local nonleague club will give you more genuine sporting enjoyment than the Premier League.

1-2 Bruno

Man

Honestly thank fuck for nonleague this is worse than WWE

I am totally zen-like convinced that if/when he goes it'll be a worse disaster than Will Grigg to Sunderland

Delighted to discover that limmy has remade his legendary xylophone. Made me think of this thread, better than singing about the fucker tonight https://daftlimmy.github.io/SwearingXylophone/ Not safe for work or polite company

Return to this Blaydon Races please, cheesy but brilliant

Have that, you small thinking unambitious cunts that only ever wanted Manchester United You can help them become the next Leeds or Sheffield Wednesday, hopefully

Alnwick comfortably towsed 4-1 but what a great place for football

Unfuckingbelievable Nice little pub right next to Nelson FC where i am with Alnwick today Can't get moved for the fuckers

I'm not saying they will. I'm saying it feels like there's a concerted and coordinated closing of ranks against us

Feels increasingly to me, as someone posted a couple of days ago, like a coordinated campaign this window. Hard to draw any other conclusions - I can't image that everybody has only just found their consciences on Saudi ownership this window. It's not like on paper we look worse than we have since 2022. If there was something seriously wrong behind the scenes and shit thick footballers know about it, we would too through the press. My own personal conspiracy theory is that it's libpewl acting through agents, presumably through "if you deal with Newcastle you'll get fuck all else out of us" type pressure, to get us back in our box.

I suppose he's a marginally better fit than nobody at all

Their editors have told them to stop because we're already dead

What a dismal, frantic summer

Aye it's on my list of places to visit and photograph

At this point I would be probably be cutting-off-the-nose-to-spite-the-face happy with Shefki Kuqi and a season watching an increasingly forlorn, isolated and depreciating Isak regretting his actions

Anybody going to any Vase games this weekend? We've got Nelson, just outside Burnley. Canny trek but apparently they've just lost their management team so that's a decent sign

Brilliant game at Alnwick finished 1-1, as good a game as you'll see anywhere. Red Star (NL1 last season and went into this in first place) holding on by the end and desperately timewasting for the point for the last ten or fifteen. Alnwick again looking very good indeed, there's a nice feelgood buzz around St James' Park at the minute.

I wish there was an updated version of the Burglar's Dog to settle all this, or that I could remember what it said about all of those pubs

Epic top of the table NL2 clash tonight, Alnwick vs Seaham Red Star. I feel like we're about to find out what Alnwick are made of