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I mean, tbf it might even be true for all I know, you couldn't pay me to go to either but the lass is clearly canny popular but aye, that would have been the case whether it was true or not

Will currently be drawing up lists of reasons why Pink is better, more popular, more classy, more talented. Probably be a bit of speculation that Fender wanted to play Sunlun originally but couldn't because it was already booked out that day by Pink

Is that the thread where they were going to write a letter to some local luminary? Sting or Mark Knopfler or some such?

Offside again fucks sake

Stadium announcer was ower the knot, sounded like they were winning 16-0

Might as well not be playing any more

Fuck, nearly the hat trick

He has

3 longstaff

Sounds like a world class goal from miggy

Checking for offside

Wilson \o/ I wish he wasn't made of porcelain

Maybe time for a new flag, 'a team that tries is no longer enough; we now want a squad with no holes and plenty of backup, and to be winning all the time'

I don't think anybody didn't realise this in the summer tbh some people just had different ideas about what would be realistically achieved

Just a couple of families from Fenham, everybody else was watching Blyth and Gateshead

I reckon RTG would be able to give you a percentage split in seconds; seems to be one of their abilities to be able to say When I Lived There It Was About 28% Mags 72% MLFs

was fucking awful at the time; did he get death threats from Liverpool fans or have I just made that up?

Bit sad reading Mick Lowes' Twitter like

It is fine, fine work but there are clearly not enough scholars on the board

There are plenty of variants for those of us who are not so good with goalscorers https://www.stattogories.com/ Who gets googled most in the Premier League is good also

I can't help but think that it'll be exactly like this, aye

El Crapico is the perfect sobriquet

Just a small town in Yorkshire, I heard

Aye a spectacular or an epic I could go with. But it can only be moderately thrilling if the hosts are 4-2 up after 70 minutes and they get the next and final goal surely. Might have been an amazing game I suppose

Can it be a seven goal thriller if the final score is 5-2? BBC think so, but I reckon the only seven goal thriller score is 4-3 (and we'd know better than anyone etc etc)