Miggys First Goal

We didn’t send Big Willie along to greet him?

He’s here!

Yoane Wissa has been discussed by Newcastle as an option for their forward line. Ollie Watkins is also up for discussion, but would he want to come and sit behind Isak in a World Cup year?

Coming over Bishop Auckland.

Can’t wait for him and Elanga to do some stupid Dele Ali style dance that pisses all the old farts off.

Not taking Jet2 because he doesn’t want to slum it with the plebs. Ego as big as a house. Already breaking the no dickheads policy. Cancel the transfer.

CL experience and a cup win under his belt. He is, as a certain Crystal Palace chairman would say, a generational talent, and the fee should reflect that.

Just waiting for the third of the trifecta of Ornstein tweets tonight…

Ah, things are starting to happen now.

Aye, Jet2 from Faro at 2pm.

Tick tock, motherfucker. Get this deal done.

When he does this in front of the Gallowgate.

Bath time!

Couple of privates coming in tomorrow.

Snitches get stitches.

@Rich, I got a 24 hour ban for doing exactly this kind of thing in the past.

Go get yourself a big payday in the MLS, Cal.

When he inevitably signs, we’ll be told by all the pundits that we should be grateful that he’s decided to join us. Thankful that he decided to lower his standards and join our little club up in the north east.

FYP

Starting to piss me off now. We’re like a club of two halves. On the pitch we’re mint - cup win and CL football again. On the business side we’re fucking shit. Slow as a fucking tortoise. Hunt for new CEO is up to 10 months or something. No new training ground or new stadium updates. No sponsorship deals for training kit. Shouldn’t moan because, yes, I appreciate where we were before the takeover, but fucking hell, a little bit of speediness wouldn’t go amiss.

Grown blokes using that amount of emojis need to be thrown into the sea.

🚨 Fuck off, Craig 🚨

Aye, this one is a weird one. Either sign the cunt or move on.

Was he? Ah right. Hadn’t heard the interview. Just saw the tweet.